How to win a match in ranked! 10 EASY steps!

HEY EVERYONE! It's your pal HyperZEROXL here and I'M here to help YOU win a normal match! Number 1: Instalok Urgot! Number 2: Get a touch down and keep doing it because you're scoring touch down points for your team! Number 3: Spam that ping of your's ALL game and NOT stop no matter what your team says! Number 4: Leave whatever lane you're in and dance in your enemy base until someone kills you! Number 5: Try to KS your team all game! Number 6: Dance in a teamfight! Number 7: Yell in /all chat where your team is and WHAT they're doing! Number 8: Ult the tank in the middle of your team! Number 9: ONLY build !! Number 10: Pretend to be this guy all game and act like this! [(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_pZNH_ltDU)