A SERIOUS ISSUE! PLEASE READ RIOT!

HyperZEROXL··102 votes·4,279 views

Riot! We have a REAL problem in ARAM that is REALLY horrible! People AREN'T feeding the poros!!! Riot, I BEG you to make a report option for only ARAM that people AREN'T feeding the poros! Their punishment would be that they'd have to look at a crying poro that's hungry for at least an hour!

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Mecha MaIphite66 votes

Reported for not intentionally feeding.

Rew7118 votes

I want to say that I saw that very rare occurrence where a poro got too close to the respawn and got hit by the laser. It then squealed and ran around for a short while until it went back to normal. It was sad yet something I will never forget. I fed that poro afterwards.

libraryseraph 21 votes

god this community is the worst so toxic

Kitten of Evil35 votes

Thankfully, Poro-snax are non-toxic.

libraryseraph 7 votes

i'm not sure why this got downvotes, unless people didn't realize i was joking (eg, we can tell the community is really toxic because people don;t feed poros)

Conyare1 votes

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god this community is the worst so toxic

/s?

Aatrox Herself16 votes

What if you want to see the poro? but people not feeding poros is a big Issue some peole SELL thier item 2052 !

junglerboy167 votes

Wait, you can sell it? I wouldn't know because I always feed mine to the first poro I see and ping it for my allies to feed as well.

DarkFaun Fortes1 votes

me 2!

Chespin20139 votes

i found a weird bug since snowdown came last season u cant ping the poros no more riot gotta fix this

Fried Noob8 votes

Think of the poros summoner 31

Auryiel8 votes

Those bitches can starve, it's MY cookie item 2052 item 2052 item 2052 item 2052 item 2052 item 2052 item 2052

HyperZEROXL9 votes

YOU GREEDY PERSON! >:( THINK OF THE POROS!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF LETTING LITTLE INNOCENT POROS STARVE!

RamboDash154 votes

DOWN VOTED TO OBLIVION!

dunder kill2 votes

LOL

Pæan7 votes

It made me sad when i could no longer ping/target the poros infinitely until my team fed them :/

Smart Kitty7 votes

Actually, the real problem is people only feed one or two poros. The rest end up starving. It's very heartbreaking to watch a poro get stuffed til he/she explodes while the others just look on.

warpenguin5554 votes

wtf. you should be banned if you don't feed the poros

RamboDash154 votes

Not a ban, think of a little banner beside your picture with a sad poro. You don't get punished, but everyone knows you're a heartless monster :-P If this idea upsets you, have a cookie item 2052

JevelFaithful2 votes

seriously, a "debuff" that shows you haven't fed a poro after 20 min would be nice =)

DarkFaun Fortes1 votes

or a reward that show you did feed them.

JevelFaithful1 votes

i think poros already follow you if you feed them.

Curling Veigar4 votes

Come up with new material. Poro circlejerk is getting boring.

blueberrypancake1 votes

Can you at least think of the poros

summoner 31 ;(

Mimy4 votes

I wish, there was a way to buy more item 2052 for free each time you visit shop so every time you walk down to fight people you can watch as the poros get bigger and Bigger and BIGGER and.. summoner 30 starts walking around the Aram map, if everyone on your team feeds a poro 25-50 at most poro snacks.. he wouldn't have to do anything but.. wouldn't you love having a king poro or a bunch of giant poros walking around.. ?

Ice Weasel X1 votes

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I wish, there was a way to buy more item 2052 for free each time you visit shop so every time you walk down to fight people you can watch as the poros get bigger and Bigger and BIGGER and.. summoner 30 starts walking around the Aram map, if everyone on your team feeds a poro 25-50 at most poro snacks.. he wouldn't have to do anything but.. wouldn't you love having a king poro or a bunch of giant poros walking around.. ?

Except they explode when they eat 10, so you couldn't make them Poro King sized.

EverTokki2 votes

I don't know if it's just me, but it feels like it became harder to target ping the poro. Anyone else having this issue?

Kitten of Evil1 votes

Yes, now targeting the poro just pings the ground.

speak with tree1 votes

Rito pls

Orangé Sapphire1 votes

summoner 31

Thasian1 votes

I never feed them. Huehueheuuehheuheuehue.item 2009 item 2010

HyperZEROXL2 votes

YOU GREEDY PERSON! BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! THINK OF THE POROS!!! >:(

Saint Archer1 votes

yeah how about more than one poro snax per game? like every time you feed them they get slightly bigger and like cap at sejuani poro rider size after a long time so if an aram game goes on really long people can mess around with it.

Vampy3k1 votes

But then they can't explode!

Psi211 votes

It's not like teams that are building super tanky dps are ruining ARAM.... am I right? That is not important for the over all fun of the game. *rolleyes

Rhyto1 votes

Now, what would happen if Riot made a variety of poro snacks to purchase at the shop similar to the trinkets provding different animations for the poros after eating their snack? I know there are two but still, for HA mode would be funny to see different animations for the poros. ^_^ (FYI I don't know if it has been discussed since HA came out but well thought I'd toss this up there.)

Reikrak1 votes

Well, sorry to be "that guy", but feel free to judge and report me. If I'm playing an ARAM and since the beginning I see someone (whether it is a teammate or opponent) pinging to feed the poro, or asking in chat to specifically feed the poro I won't do it. I'm there to play a game and I see people that all they care about is feeding the poro. Most of the times I proposedly keep my poro-snax or I feed it to the wrong poro, because f**k you, focus and start playing the game. If all you care about is the poro animation after feeding it then go on youtube and put it on repeat. Enjoy the endless fluffyness while I go ARAM and play an actually game.

Again, sorry to be "that guy".

EverTokki1 votes

wow, such a comment for a thread that's so serious. Yeah, this thread's so serious we have to emphasize that we won't fuxxing feed the poros, eh?

Reikrak1 votes

wow, such a comment for a thread that's so serious. Yeah, this thread's so serious we have to emphasize that we won't fuxxing feed the poros, eh?

What? I really don't get you... I know this is not a serious thread, and it's all in good fun caring about the cute little poros. Just because it's not a serious thread doesn't mean I can't post my opinion. What I said its simply that... my opinion... it's what I think and what I do in that situation. I'm not hating on anyone, nor am I being serious. I'm just saying... I don't feed the poros because I just want to play the game... just that. Maybe you're the one who's actually taking things here to seriously, just relax, I'm not hurting anyone here. Everyone is saying how they feel bad that the poor little poros don't eat... I'm saying I don't care. You state your opinion and I state mine. No one is trying to be serious here...I really don't get you...

dullishhippo691 votes

Those poor poros :'( I've gotten close to helping them. Until 2 people in the lobby didn't feed them. The poor poro starved. :'( I will miss it forever.

Dengeden1 votes

I always want to wait for the big one and then forget to do it. I know, I'm a horrible person ;_;

FLY Slotmachiner1 votes

PLEASE! MY FELLOW BROTHER AND SISTERS NEED HELP! Call 1-800-PoroSnaxs ;_; Remember Poros are friends not weapons!

ValuedCustomer1 votes

Just move the map-wide bonus mana and gold generation to a buff that can only be obtained by feeding a Poro, then everyone will be compelled to do it.


Friend of the Poro

This unit has the favour of the Poro King and enjoys bonus mana and gold generation.

Source: ValuedCustomer


Even better, ratchet up the bonus for getting a Poro to explode from eating 10 Snax:


Best Friend of the Poro

This unit has the favour of the Great Poro Spirit and enjoys massively increased mana and gold generation.

Source: Great Poro Spirit


Now that Rengar can finally feed Poros like everyone else, I don't think it's unreasonable to set up this one.

DarkFaun Fortes1 votes

I've acctually reached over and pressed the "4" on my roomate keyboard before to make hium feed a poro becasue he said he never did, and it made me upset, I told him i would cry if he didnt, Poro's are the only reason I play HowlingAbyss.

IcyPepper1 votes

Rito, hire this man.

Zazusha1 votes

they should add Bonus Reroll points to players that feed poros.

which is then quadrupled if a poro explodes.

bebeb1 votes

Riot, I have a suggestion that won't really hurt anyone. Allow the shops to sell poro-snax for no gold OR better yet, with each respawn, a player gets a free poro-snax.

Ace Blackburn1 votes

im feeding them every time i love making them happy item 2054 item 2054 item 2054 item 2054 item 2054 item 2054 item 2054 item 2054

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