I mean come on I would enjoy league WAY more if we had champs saying "Holy fucking SH*T where are we?" when they spawn into aram or TT.
I want more crazy and hilarious champs it would make league 10 times better if every champ was rootinus tootinus like kled is
midnight oil249 votesI'd love a champion that's just really passive aggressive. It would have to be a support, obviously.
Arcade Andrew12 votes"Shut the fuck up I healed you!" or "no of course Im not farming!"
or "I swear I didnt mean to steal your kill"
or even better when spawing in with a vayne "aww f*ck a vayne main"
midnight oil243 votesOh my god I need that in my life right now. That would be an insta-main champ for me, unless hte gameplay was horrible. What if it had a passive that gave more healing scaling off of your cs or something so you could also be a hypocrite?
Arcade Andrew3 votesQ: Hypocritical healing: Heals target ally for 200+1 per minion killed +2 for big minions/buffs +3 for non epic jungle monsters +5 for epic monsters +25 for kills (assists dont count) W: Passive: Ok I wont Ks you: increase your total healing done on all other abilities by 100 for every assist you get E: Shut the fu*k up I healed you: shoot a beam that heals all allies that have recently been near a minion you killed for 1000 health at all ranks (as you rank it up the width increases and the time that is considered 'recently been near you when you killed a minion' increases some example stats width at rank 1: 2 teemos rank 5: 10 teemos time: 5 seconds at rank one
time: 30 seconds rank 5
R: STOP BLAMING THE SUPPORT FOR EVERYTHING: passive: instantly revives your entire team if you get aced (500 second cooldown) active: heals everyone on the map for 500/1000/1500 health+ scaling from W.
this heals EVERYONE including baron dragon buffs minions enemies etc.
the idea for the ult would be you could heal dragon right before the enemy smites it, or to even give you enough time to get there and try and contest! (same for baron and buffs)
midnight oil243 votesThat sounds really unbalanced and really fun.
Arcade Andrew1 votesThat sound perfectly balanced though :<
either you can scale your healing on assists, or scale the Q with kills and farm, but if you decide to take farm it allows you to use your otherwise useless E.
and your ult heals everyone (think bard ult and soraka ult combined)
midnight oil241 votesOh, missed the thing about the ult healing everyone.
He sounds balanced now.
Arcade Andrew2 votesI was think the champ would be transgender just piss some people off
midnight oil241 votesI'm trans so that's even better.
Arcade Andrew1 votesive added you in the client just in case i have any more crazy champion ideas
Ive also wanted a champion that is just a potato
Potato, The potato! Q:Bounces up and down like a bouncy potato W: splits into french fries that run around everywhere E: Channels with an animation that deep fries the potato giving it extra crisp skin R: POTATO POWER: summons a bottle of vodka that just sits there for anyone to drink out of, can be used multiple times for multiple bottles
midnight oil241 votesThat's fnatastic.
Arcade Andrew1 votesyou should add me back so I can tell you about the idea I had for a champion themed entirely off of tin cans
Sugar Momma1 votes
midnight oil241 votesFair point.
Arcade Andrew1 votesbut he isnt funny
midnight oil241 votesHe can be pretty funny if you like dark humor.
Arcade Andrew1 voteshes more of a swamp blues kinda guy.. I just run around and irl say "lick" whenever i auto or Q
midnight oil241 votesi gotta do that from now on.
Arcade Andrew1 votesIts really comical to hear yourself say "lick lick lick lick lick" over and over again
Sugar Momma2 votesHave you heard his taunts? He's VERY passive aggressive toward other champions, lol.
Arcade Andrew1 votesbut he isnt funny... like I mean I get it his humor is great, but its not very "Holy sh*t where are we?!"
or "OH thems humans! they makes for good eatins!"
or even "tacos...."
SolarisCorvus4 votesI love kled and skaarl to death but if you over saturate the game with kleds then they wouldnt be as unique. I belive for every Fun champ like Ivern and Kled, you need the (boring) edgy champs like zed and yasuo. It has to be a balance. Of course there are some champs with that one line that makes you giggle, like with yorick sating that everyone he knew is dead and then asking how are things with you or Jhin's "they're gonna live till they die". Every champ can have to own bit off stupid ig.
Arcade Andrew1 votesyeah but the majority of the game is already saturated with boring or downright just like "way to serious" champions.
sure there are skins like dunkmaster darius which are great, but most champs arent close to the comedy on the kled level.
Draven is a close second, followed by jax, but league needs to break more barriers like the did with kled swearing
SEKAI2 votesMost champs have funny quotes.
Even completely stoic champs like Vel'koz or Aurelion Sol have their sense of humour.
Arcade Andrew1 votesnot to the extent of kled though.. TBH old sion was somebody I can compare to kled. he was literally so boring and stoic but hilarious cus hed waddle up to you and say his bones connect and murder you
SEKAI1 votes[{quoted}](name=Arcade Andrew,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=ytO2QYan,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2017-02-01T05:00:25.518+0000)
not to the extent of kled though.. TBH old sion was somebody I can compare to kled. he was literally so boring and stoic but hilarious cus hed waddle up to you and say his bones connect and murder you
Completely comedy champs may be less, but as I've said, most champs all of their funny things about them, with champs like Mundo and Ivern on the side too. I think that's okay. Though yes, a bit more of purely comedic champ doesn't hurt either.
I'll agree that old Sion's quote was pretty legendary in the so-stoic-it's-hilarious category especially with that "Hand bone. Connected to the Axe bone. Connected to YOUR FACE BONE!" though. What's funnier about old Sion was that originally old Sion's axe was single-bitted but Riot changed it double-bitted somewhere down the line because they thought Sion in his current state (old Sion) probably didn't have enough intelligence to figure out which side of the axe is to whack people with.... That's funny as hell, sadly they changed it back to single-bitted axed for the current Sion (though it does live on somewhat in the skins).
oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votesrobot nunu spamming laugh ?
Arcade Andrew1 votesno basically kled 2.0 or just make skarl a champ
EbonyBladeJ881 votesI'm not opposed to more "Comedy" type champs, and the idea of more "Joke" skins for champs also really appeals to me.
Along the idea of Corporate 
, Gentleman 
, silly things like that.
Even Baker 
was for the longest period of time before it became real, a "Joke/Comedy" skin itself. (I was disappointed when I learned that his Baker skin did NOT get new voice-lines)
Arcade Andrew1 votesid love a champ like kled with the same rootinus tootinus voice
Kingnewgameplus1 votesBut muh edge.
Arcade Andrew1 votesis it 3eDgy5u?
Kingnewgameplus1 votesI need to get edgy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNo2bbzJPCg&t=26s
Arcade Andrew1 votes3EDGY
Erractic Eick1 votesCan I introduce you to 
perchance?
Arcade Andrew1 votesHes great, but hes not so much comedy as more "badass who will fuck your day up and is super cool and smooth B)"
blackfootedfox1 votes
? Maniacally funny!
? Insanely funny!
A master in the world of comedy so funny your ears cannot comprehend the jokes.
Arcade Andrew1 votesRammus's joke is only OK compared to the rest of them
Fasmodey1 votesit would make league 10 times better if every champ was rootinus tootinus like kled is
It is, just like, your opinion my friend. I disagree with respect.
Every champion has funny quotes already. It doesn't make sense to hear jokes from Mordekaiser. I don't know why would you want more. It is league of legends. Not, leauge of annoying lil shits.
It is even worse when you said ''fuck aww a vayne main'', not creative, not even funny. I always disliked quotes that break 4th wall.
Arcade Andrew1 votesthe vayne main quote is creative and funny, because half the time what do you see jokes about in the forums or complaints about? vayne mains. so in your opinion its not funny, but alot of other people would disagree
Fasmodey1 votes[{quoted}](name=Arcade Andrew,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=ytO2QYan,comment-id=00070000,timestamp=2017-02-01T16:43:02.107+0000)
the vayne main quote is creative and funny, because half the time what do you see jokes about in the forums or complaints about? vayne mains. so in your opinion its not funny, but alot of other people would disagree
That is why it is not creative and funny. I saw it million times.
AgeOfTheMage1 votesit would be funny, i like the passive agressive idea, maybe it could be somewhat like lulu? where you could have options, or some sort of thing where you could choose to play defensively or agressively
Arcade Andrew1 votesWhat about my potato champ idea?
Covert Ops Gnar1 voteshe isnt funny he's just retarded