It's been way too long and Riot has yet to act on something wanted for years.

1 800 GGTOOEZ··135 votes·4,933 views

No more "The infrastructure isn't here for it" BS. The infrastructure has been here, for a while. People have wanted this for YEARS, and Riot still hasn't done anything, while pretending to be in touch with the community.

Where is our goddamned Kog'Maw plushie? We have a Kog'Maw figure, where is the plushie? Is Riot trolling us?

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Tesla Effect49 votes

What about the Urgot Plushie?

SlntReaper18 votes

Urgod*

MonkeyMadness4 votes

What's an urgot?

BLACK REALM GOD4 votes

it's like calamari but harder to swallow

Tesla Effect1 votes

{quoted}

What's an urgot?

Are you for real????? XD

LSmaster164 votes

He furgot

ModWulf Helhammer23 votes

I'm still waiting for the Valor plushie

IGotScuttleCrabs19 votes

I just want a Scuttle plushie

Khadaver3 votes

a scuttle plushie is such an amazing idea

Veltox21 votes

Where is ma damn Bard plushie then? Or Sona body pillow?

Stand in my X22 votes

or a Sona youknowwhatimean

Mr Vulcanator42 votes

Yeah I get you bro, a Sona toothbrush and cookbook combo pack.

Cheekynorth3 votes

I imagine the cookbook will be filled with music notes

It Hertz When IP6 votes

I... would actually buy that.

AgeOfTheMage4 votes

we need that, It needs to happen.

Gnart Even Close1 votes

dakimakura?

Stand in my X1 votes

correct

Inquisitor Kane20 votes

Did you read the 6.19 patch notes? Kog was removed from the game so I think no way to get the plushies now....

Btw. I am still waiting for the Draven's moustache grooming kit...

TequilaZombie2 votes

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Did you read the 6.19 patch notes? Kog was removed from the game so I think no way to get the plushies now....

You might want to re-read those notes. He's been unreworked. He's back at his old self, not removed in any kind of way.

Stand in my X9 votes

-----the joke----->

( ) ( ) ( your head ) ( )

TequilaZombie2 votes

Hey, take a look around at this forum. Can you REALLY trust people here to be joking?

IGotScuttleCrabs5 votes

Yes. 98% of the boards are memes ffs

Naagiinii19 votes

RIOT: We hear you loud and clear!

also Riot: -Releses more Jinx, Gnar, Braum and Vi merch

Robrono10 votes

{quoted}

RIOT: We hear you loud and clear!

also Riot: -Releses more Jinx, Gnar, Braum and Vi merch

Are you implying Gnar merchandise is not the most important thing Riot has ever released?

Sahn Uzal10 votes

Yes.

Gnart Even Close4 votes

yes, the Gnar merch has largely disappointed me. it's like the Teemo stuff, they're only going for the cute factor. I want something other than an expensive hoodie that embraces Gnar's duality. but Gnar is life <3 i just think the merch could be better for him

also, note that 3/4 of those are designed by Gypsylord. all hail Gypsy

AMYS GRAVE2 votes

ALL HAIL

Gnart Even Close1 votes

HEIL!

largo farburn2 votes

whoa now lets leave jinx out of this. though i do think a leona statue would be bad ass

IGotScuttleCrabs3 votes

Need a Leona + Diana combo statue

Raigeki Tensei2 votes

THIS

Veltox3 votes

How about a Diana vs Leona poster?

IGotScuttleCrabs1 votes

Pretty sure I've seen one of those

Oleandervine16 votes

I want something Taric. A scandalous body pillow, a pair of briefs, anything. I'll take a figurine though. I need more Taric in my life.

Valor Bot26 votes

{quoted}a pair of briefs

Well who doesn't want Taric in their pants?

MonkeyMadness5 votes

Taric hammer butt plug? Or would this be too...OUTRAGEOUS for you guys?

UndeadXEd2 votes

Pair of briefs???? Nah, Riot is going to be selling the Taric DEEPLY OUTRAGEOUS V-neck, one size fits all fabulously!!!!!

Oleandervine1 votes

{quoted}

Pair of briefs???? Nah, Riot is going to be selling the Taric DEEPLY OUTRAGEOUS V-neck, one size fits all fabulously!!!!!

So you mean a v-neck that wraps between your legs and offers package uplift?

P00K13 votes

Where is the Cassiopeia figure or plushie? SHOW THIS SEDUCTRESS SNAKE SOME LOVE

Leetri8 votes

I want any Viktor merch at all. Hell I'd take one of those erasers you put on top of your pen in the shape of the crystal on his staff at this point. >_>

Fowus7 votes

I want a scuttle crab plushie

D2Vincent3 votes

I WANT MY KARTHUS FIGURE DANG IT >:(

The Letter H2 votes

Still waiting for the Kench figurine first.

Blitzidious2 votes

I want something Singed related. Like, him as plushie, his shield, canister, mask, or even just a potion. I love my boy singed.

Veltox4 votes

Singed chemistry set![slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Blitzidious1 votes

Awww yis

TeCoolMage3 votes

"Create biological weapons for children 3+ Warning: choking hazard If irregular hair growth and desire to eat divine hearts occurs, see doctor immediately"

Veltox2 votes

DrMundo !

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