Please say Evelynn's VGU will be tasteful?

Eeyore·May 20, 2017·2 votes·1,366 views

That accursed leak states she's "naked" but wrapped in living tendrils.

I'm hoping for some bad-ass "what the hell are clothes" appearance, like The Deceiver, or The Simurgh... http://i.imgur.com/OfwXC9L.jpg http://i.imgur.com/m7tjMRj.jpg

She looks pretty ephemeral in the leaked texture that went onto the PBE, kinda reminiscent of the flame-haired woman from their coat of arms.

http://i.imgur.com/hdNYE4a.png http://i.imgur.com/Gem9A8t.png

But after your recent blog post about "we haven't released a sexy gal in a while", I'm suddenly super scared she's just gonna be smutty. I mean, I know she's a bondage queen at the moment - but I always assumed that was because she couldn't be naked; that your goal for her was like Angelina Jolie's portrayal of Grendal's Mother from Beowulf; and that giving her straps was actually to make her less obscene in the eyes of age ratings.

21 Comments

BultzMay 20, 20172 votes

Nope, I hear titties are out and wont be calmed.

ElfOfTheDesertMay 20, 20173 votes

And you like that cause you can't get em elsewhere lololoolo

BultzMay 20, 20171 votes

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And you like that cause you can't get em elsewhere lololoolo

Exactly

SauceyapplesMay 21, 20171 votes

Lets be honest we're all nerds here or we wouldn't be on the forums for a video game... Where else are we neckbeards going to get it?

mkynerMay 20, 20172 votes

I hear that neither her clothes, nor anything else will be visible. It will just be a clear spot wandering around the Rift.

Mig89May 22, 20172 votes

so shes not getting an update? kappa

Halodjin TyrMay 20, 20171 votes

Why would anybody want a Tastefull Woman ? Tastefull Woman are not sexy, have never been sexy and will Never be Sexy, they are Elegant Refined. Not sexy. I mean the Whole point of a Beautiful Lustful woman is that She is not tasteful in the slightest. she's Tasty!

Halodjin TyrMay 21, 20171 votes

Noticing all the Downvotes on my truth, all I can so is how about you Google Tasteful Woman and see the sort of pics that show up. You get Clumsy girls, girls who don't know how to dress themselves, Woman with scraggly hair, and Modest woman, I'm sorry But Evelynn is not a Tasteful woman. Hell her Portraits look like she's Riding cowgirl on Mordekaiser or her ass is in the air ready to receive a Hard one.

Halodjin TyrMay 21, 20171 votes

http://jelyssanne.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tasteful-formal-dresses-formal-business-pant-suits-for-woman-formal-dress-pants-for-women.jpg I mean ... do you find any Of these girls Sexy ? that's what tasteful is, their Outfits are Designed to NOT be sexy so people don't get hit with Charges in the work place. That's tasteful, Nobody wants a Tasteful anything in their office, Tasteful is what is forced down our throats Legally. Nobody Wants to dress like that, Do their hair like that, Live like that.

Sett a trapMay 23, 20172 votes

How about you meet a woman in real life instead of judging the world through a google search?

The fact that you replied to yourself and feel so insecure about down-votes really illustrate a personal insecurity with yourself.

But hey it's your opinion so whatever. [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Halodjin TyrJun 6, 20171 votes

actually, I'm married and my wife agrees with me. Nobody wants a Tiny titty committee complaining that they can see cleavage.

TyrekGoldenspearMay 21, 20174 votes

Um...

You want some lemonade? You seem thirsty.

Halodjin TyrMay 21, 20171 votes

https://www.google.ca/search?q=sexy+woman&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjXr_Dri4DUAhUG0oMKHTFgAAYQ_AUICigB&biw=1152&bih=564 I want a cool drink of water from one of these fine ladies.

EeyoreMay 21, 20172 votes

You misunderstand the definition of tasteful.

tasteful adjective showing good aesthetic judgement

I want her to be naked, but I want her nudity to be clever in its implementation. I want her nudity to be interesting. I want her nudity to upset players like you due to not being the correct kind of nudity. I want Riot--in their position of influence--to show that there is more than one kind of nudity.

OleandervineMay 21, 20171 votes

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You misunderstand the definition of tasteful.

I want her to be naked, but I want her nudity to be clever in its implementation. I want her nudity to be interesting. I want her nudity to upset players like you due to not being the correct kind of nudity. I want Riot--in their position of influence--to show that there is more than one kind of nudity.

I agree with this. I find current Evelynn to be cheesy, tasteless, and an utter eyesore in the game. I'm not opposed to her being sexualized, I'm more opposed with it being done in a gimmicky, childish way.

Halodjin TyrJun 6, 20171 votes

What's wrong with Gimicky and childish ? she's practically Skeletores henchmen evelynn in this costume.

Halodjin TyrJun 6, 20171 votes

I'm sorry but your incredibly boring.

DigielfMay 22, 20171 votes

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Why would anybody want a Tastefull Woman ? Tastefull Woman are not sexy, have never been sexy and will Never be Sexy, they are Elegant Refined. Not sexy. I mean the Whole point of a Beautiful Lustful woman is that She is not tasteful in the slightest. she's Tasty!

ugly propaganda

Hexs FortuneMay 20, 20171 votes

Let Evelynn fulfill her niche.

OleandervineMay 21, 20171 votes

I feel that with the way that Riot has been moving with their reworks, Evelynn will still be dominating, sexualized, and a monster, but I feel like they'll go that extra step to making her actually fit in the world at large, so she's not some vague assassin in lingerie who murders people after sex-timing them.

Sett a trapMay 23, 20171 votes

Just let her be full out Dominatrix. She should be dominant, sexual, dangerous. It's pretty easy to do tasteful Dominatrix. Headmistress Fiora is basically that anyways. Just make it more Evenlynn.