This Noxus Lore is blasphemous ! We all know who rules Noxus !

Darius Strada·Feb 8, 2018·33 votes·2,060 views

The Cantankerous Cavalier The Great Hussar The High General Marshal Sergeant The Mountain Admiral Lord Colonel Major Centurion Rear Forward Brigadier Admiral Forward Admiral Major Sir Admiral Major Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore Sergeant General Colonel Sergeant Double Admiral High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company Lord Major Admiral of the Second Legion's Forward Artillery-Cavalry Multiplication KLED!

19 Comments

Der LindwurmFeb 8, 201815 votes

I think Leblanc and Swain were so concerned about making sure all the other variables were contained that just forgot about Kled.

This could turn out to be a serious flaw in their plans.

BIitzwolferFeb 9, 20186 votes

Isn't the new Noxian lore obNOXIOUS XD

MhihnjFeb 9, 20186 votes

the door's that way.

HalfTangibleFeb 9, 20182 votes

Not as obNoxus as that pun.

DWT12345Feb 8, 20184 votes

I really am curious on Kled's place in the lore. Considering he fought an entire Noxian legion, and presumably won, Noxus is going to respond, right? They can't just ignore him. Hopefully at some point Darius meets him. It'd be cool if they let him keep the land just because he's strong, and that's their whole philosophy.

Which brings the question, is Kled still fighting for Noxus? He's been in every war they've ever been in, so it would make sense for him to still be fighting.

Evil YasuoFeb 9, 20183 votes

Kled is boring as fuck.

Carach AngrenFeb 8, 20182 votes

Skarl*

HonestJohnTheConFeb 8, 20182 votes

YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

But really, I would like to see what would happen if Swain and Kled meet. Kled isn't much for ruling stuff, he'd get bored easily, but it'd still be funny if he kicked out Swain for the heck of it.

"Master Tactician? He can keep that title."

AmazoXFeb 8, 20182 votes

You got my up vote. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

RiotRiot PlsFeb 14, 20182 votes

History is written by the victors. Unfortunately, Kled isn't one much for writing.

We let Swain believe what he wants to believe. [draven-pose]

FoxstepFeb 8, 20181 votes

Kled is just a fable entity

XIII VanitasFeb 8, 20181 votes

Is this memes and games?

ModWuksFeb 8, 20187 votes

[{quoted}](name=XIII Vanitas,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=tsut3QGg,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2018-02-08T13:53:44.660+0000)

Is this memes and games?

It's written in a witty way, but it does have a focus on lore and the League universe. I'll reach out to an Archivist to clarify :)

ModEchoingFeb 8, 201811 votes

Archivist here. It's borderline but does bring up a good point re: Kled's place in the new Noxian lore, so I think we're good here despite the meme-y intro.

Nivek EleventhFeb 8, 20181 votes

"Noxus isn't always bad" Yeah but its literally called Noxious. [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Prison MonkeyFeb 9, 20181 votes

Isnt Darius the Noxus ruler? Or am i wrong

Darius StradaFeb 9, 20183 votes

[{quoted}](name=Prison Monkey,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=tsut3QGg,comment-id=000b,timestamp=2018-02-09T05:17:42.751+0000)

Isnt Darius the Noxus ruler? Or am i wrong

Along with Swain and ~~LeBlanc~~ the Faceless