I just bought 
and will learn him because I identify with his body type.
Not really, I have even less AD than him.
EDIT: guys, I was kinda being sarcastic. About the fact that most League players (including me) don't really look even close to any human character in League and have to recur to the undead and monsters, but also about this "identifying" expression that I've always found kinda bullshit.
I'm obviously not as big as Sion, but his body type makes me feel less ashamed of being a bit chubby. Which is something I've had issues with throughout most of highschool and early college.
I wish I could I say my body type was close to my main 
but alas I'm male. Which is ironic(and sad) because the only person who I can see my own body type in is 
. Even that might not be accurate because she lifts mini guns and rocket launchers like nothing while I can barely handle anything over 20 pounds.
I guess?
He comes closer than most champions atleast...
(Funnily enough, I main him.)
I'm lucky to have a large chest and straight shoulders. I'd propably look quite a bit worse if I didn't have those c:
Mine would be somewhere between 
and 
, as I am tall and vaguely muscular, but fat covers the muscles sadly...
