"What are ya holdin' there, Graves?"
: Oh, this book?
** Shows Gangplank the book cover**
It's a book on the classic "Grizzled man with nothing to lose seeks revenge against people(s) that took everything away from him" trope.
https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : I see....
: Yep, this baby has seen more Harrison Ford movies than most George Lucas fans.
https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : What'd ya plan on doin' with it?
: Well, seeing as how I'm pals with TF, there's no need for me to keep this anymore. Interested?
https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : I'll be fine. Find another sod to offload that onto.
: Let me know if you change your mind.
Gangplank leaves for his ship. 2 hours have passed.
: Graves is admiring his book.
Ah, the memories...
:** Gangplank enters the bar with water dripping from his clothes.
**
: Now what in the devil's name happened to you!?
: Gangplank snatches the book away from Graves.
Don't ask!
He leaves the saloon.
: Alright, you can keep it. At least until Clint Eastwood needs it again...
would like a copy of that book also, but probably toned down a bit.