"What are ya holdin' there, Graves?"

Blade of Justic·8/7/2015, 8:17:11 PM·74 votes·3,920 views

Graves : Oh, this book? ** Shows Gangplank the book cover** It's a book on the classic "Grizzled man with nothing to lose seeks revenge against people(s) that took everything away from him" trope.

https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : I see....

Graves: Yep, this baby has seen more Harrison Ford movies than most George Lucas fans.

https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : What'd ya plan on doin' with it?

Graves: Well, seeing as how I'm pals with TF, there's no need for me to keep this anymore. Interested?

https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : I'll be fine. Find another sod to offload that onto.

Graves: Let me know if you change your mind.

Gangplank leaves for his ship. 2 hours have passed.

Graves: Graves is admiring his book. Ah, the memories...

Gangplank:** Gangplank enters the bar with water dripping from his clothes. ** Graves: Now what in the devil's name happened to you!?

Gangplank: Gangplank snatches the book away from Graves. Don't ask! He leaves the saloon.

Graves: Alright, you can keep it. At least until Clint Eastwood needs it again...

17 Comments

Blade of Justic8/7/2015, 10:20:37 PM20 votes

Wow, I just noticed how big pre-cannon Gangplank's head is.

Guess that's why MF couldn't stand him.

Yordle Xayah8/8/2015, 6:13:38 AM14 votes

http://i.imgur.com/nfSHG6Y.png?1 : GUYS HELP!! SOME ASSHOLE IS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME

ThatCreepyHobo8/8/2015, 6:26:26 AM13 votes

Gangplank -I do what I want cause a pirate is free -I AM A PIRATE -YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE -EATING ORANGES IS WHAT MAKES ME OP -WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANY CC -I AM A PIRATE -YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DUM -HoG USED TO BE THE BEST ITEM BUT THEY REMOVED IT CAUSE RIOT IS DUM -I AM A PIRATE -YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE -BUILD FULL CRIT DAMAGE AND MELT YOUR HP -ONESHOT YOUR CARRY CAUSE I AM 12/0/6 -I AM A PIRATE!

SeductiveGrandpa8/7/2015, 10:28:57 PM11 votes

Can't blame him really, I mean TF & Graves ruined everything for him which set up MF blowing up the ship. "I rarely forget, I never forgive" pretty much means the moment you fuck up near GP its over.

I really think that Veigar would like a copy of that book also, but probably toned down a bit.

Maple Crusader8/18/2015, 2:36:43 PM1 votes

My sides, that was awesome.