"What are ya holdin' there, Graves?"

Blade of Justic··74 votes·3,920 views

Graves : Oh, this book? ** Shows Gangplank the book cover** It's a book on the classic "Grizzled man with nothing to lose seeks revenge against people(s) that took everything away from him" trope.

https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : I see....

Graves: Yep, this baby has seen more Harrison Ford movies than most George Lucas fans.

https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : What'd ya plan on doin' with it?

Graves: Well, seeing as how I'm pals with TF, there's no need for me to keep this anymore. Interested?

https://spetztv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/gangplank-portrait.png?w=75&h=75 : I'll be fine. Find another sod to offload that onto.

Graves: Let me know if you change your mind.

Gangplank leaves for his ship. 2 hours have passed.

Graves: Graves is admiring his book. Ah, the memories...

Gangplank:** Gangplank enters the bar with water dripping from his clothes. ** Graves: Now what in the devil's name happened to you!?

Gangplank: Gangplank snatches the book away from Graves. Don't ask! He leaves the saloon.

Graves: Alright, you can keep it. At least until Clint Eastwood needs it again...

17 Comments

Blade of Justic20 votes

Wow, I just noticed how big pre-cannon Gangplank's head is.

Guess that's why MF couldn't stand him.

Knalxz5 votes

I laughed to hard at the thought of a GP with a head the size of a barrel walking around town with the swagger of a diamond pony.

Yordle Xayah14 votes

http://i.imgur.com/nfSHG6Y.png?1 : GUYS HELP!! SOME ASSHOLE IS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME

ThatCreepyHobo2 votes

PROTECT TANKPLANK

ThatCreepyHobo2 votes

SAVE ALL THE ORANGES

gaby1best2 votes

But why is yer roger so jolly?

sp4411 votes

Honestly, I just figure that Old GP is New GP when he was younger.

ThatCreepyHobo13 votes

Gangplank -I do what I want cause a pirate is free -I AM A PIRATE -YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE -EATING ORANGES IS WHAT MAKES ME OP -WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANY CC -I AM A PIRATE -YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DUM -HoG USED TO BE THE BEST ITEM BUT THEY REMOVED IT CAUSE RIOT IS DUM -I AM A PIRATE -YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE -BUILD FULL CRIT DAMAGE AND MELT YOUR HP -ONESHOT YOUR CARRY CAUSE I AM 12/0/6 -I AM A PIRATE!

Gamemaster Anth1 votes

You receive one Win Point for that, sir! That was entertaining!

SeductiveGrandpa11 votes

Can't blame him really, I mean TF & Graves ruined everything for him which set up MF blowing up the ship. "I rarely forget, I never forgive" pretty much means the moment you fuck up near GP its over.

I really think that Veigar would like a copy of that book also, but probably toned down a bit.

Solari Fortune39 votes

Everytime Veigar asks, Graves just puts it on a high shelf.

Blade of Justic32 votes

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Everytime Veigar asks, Graves just puts it on a high shelf.

Graves : Graves passes by Veigar who is reaching at a book just out of his reach on the nearby bookshelf

Veigar : You! Hairless ape!

Graves : Graves silently turns around to stare down the tiny master of evil.

Veigar : Do as your better commands and procure me this source of knowledge before I bring down upon you a wrath that has not been seen for many moons! Do this like the good mindless minion that you clearly are!

Graves : Graves silently acknowledges the command and walks towards the bookcase. His hand clutches the book and lifts it from the shelf.

Veigar : Good! Now remove it from your fat, sweaty fingers and give it to me, NOW!

Graves : Graves takes a quick glance at the book and promptly sets the book on the highest shelf and walks off.

Keagn1 votes

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Graves : Graves passes by Veigar who is reaching at a book just out of his reach on the nearby bookshelf

Veigar : You! Hairless ape!

Graves : Graves silently turns around to stare down the tiny master of evil.

Veigar : Do as your better commands and procure me this source of knowledge before I bring down upon you a wrath that has not been seen for many moons! Do this like the good mindless minion that you clearly are!

Graves : Graves silently acknowledges the command and walks towards the bookcase. His hand clutches the book and lifts it from the shelf.

Veigar : Good! Now remove it from your fat, sweaty fingers and give it to me, NOW!

Graves : Graves takes a quick glance at the book and promptly sets the book on the highest shelf and walks off.

Is it bad I read that in Veigar's voice...?

ChaosThief5 votes

No, that is exactly how you are supposed to read it.

Keagn2 votes

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No, that is exactly how you are supposed to read it.

Whew, okay good. Everyone else in the room was giving me weird looks so I thought I did something wrong.

Veigar Just what do you think you are doing? Stop starring at me!

Maple Crusader1 votes

My sides, that was awesome.

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