How Renekton lost his sanity...

TerraRising·9/23/2014, 9:52:31 PM·6 votes·1,506 views

So... Renekton was trapped with Xerath for all those years in that crypt. After a while, the crocodile's mind snapped and he started hating his brother.

I figure that it was a few years of struggling against Xerath's "ultimate power," followed by a few years of tense conversation, followed by a few years of games (there's only so much tic-tac-toe you can play before you run out of wall), followed by a few years of Phreak-level puns...

Then, the straw that broke Renekton's mind.

Xerath "Hey, Renekton."

Renekton "What is it?"

Xerath "Knock-knock..."

Renekton (sigh) "Who's there?"

Xerath "Not Nasus ! Ha ha ha ha!"

Renekton "I'LL ####-ING KILL YOU, YOU BLUE BALL OF LIVING F###! YOU, YOUR MOM, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!"

Meh, just a theory.

4 Comments

PapaFizz9/23/2014, 10:01:06 PM3 votes

Seems legit.

TheTyeGuy9/24/2014, 4:22:49 PM3 votes

Just an eternity of

"Hey. . . Hey. . . Hey. . . Hey Renekton. . . Hey. . ."

hundreds of years later

"Hey. . . Hey. . . Hey. . ."

"WHAT!!!?!?!?!"

". . ."

". . ."

"Hi."

Door to the chamber opens

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

jhlee01339/24/2014, 12:50:03 AM2 votes

Hmm that would make alot of sense ._. ill stick with it