We really need a size graph for the LoL champs.

Blade of Justic··72 votes·9,340 views

So, from what I've seen, it appears that a lot of champions in LoL are sized a little weirdly.

Sion's Character Model is larger than Nautilus' and Malphite's even though they should be larger lore-wise than him.

Could we get some clarity of the "Big and the small" variety?

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Sharjo10 votes

I think it was about a month ago that a Rioter who I can't remember the name of said there was a "size pass" coming along to adjust champions to be slightly more appropriately sized, with Trist and Malphite being mentioned as examples. Dunno whatever happened to that but maybe it'll come soon? Dunno.

Also I remember Chef Lu Bu did a size chart based on estimates and approximations based on champion's height in the lore, but I can't remember where that is now. I'll see if I can find it.

Rallen3205 votes

Morgana is 230 lbs.? I feel like she'd be a bit lighter, just eyeballing it. At least less than Kayle, who probably has a bunch of muscle from wearing armor/fighting all day.

insert morg bakery joke here

Gorgannan1 votes

Well they are interplanetary beings with wings.

Remlap12234 votes

I was going to say the ass is fat, and dem titties, but yeah that works too.

AbrahamBaconham1 votes

Probably a significantly lighter bone structure as well. Like birds.

Blade of Justic1 votes

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http://i.imgur.com/rAkFbtW.png

https://i.imgur.com/gXOQp2N.jpg Lubu's thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2cm2d0/relative_champion_weight_and_height_based_on_lore/

Odd that Zac's height at its largest is nowhere near as large as Cho'Gath's at its largest when in "Cho'Gath eats the world" Zac rivals Cho'Gath in size.

DeynaTaggerung1 votes

Didn't Riot nerf Zac's size since then though?

Szunray6 votes

Swain is 8 feet tall. Kog maw is a two foot tall, eighty pound maggot. Wat.

JawAndDough2 votes

Im pretty sure Fizz isn't a Yordle.

ChewbaccasRear1 votes

He isn't, but i think in the lore they mention how Fizz's people and Yordles could share ancestors, so height wise they might be the same. (i could be wrong though i haven't read the lore in forever)

LVL 5 PORO2 votes

Damn, Soraka is 6'2 holy fuck!

AbrahamBaconham1 votes

Bard Celestial Beings!Bard

Lexy Kitten1 votes

According to this I am the same height and weight as Jinx.

Kuroi861 votes

New challenge, pick your champion based on either your weight or height and main them for a month. xD

Kuroi861 votes

The question is, where is your gattling gun?

Pikmints3 votes

Even though Vel'Koz floats, I don't think that's enough of a reason to say he doesn't weigh anything. He drops when he dies, so he has weight but chooses to float when he can.

ChaosThief2 votes

That isn't exactly enough to go by, since you drop at the same speed through all rates until you hit your speed threshold based on said weight.

So in other words, he does have weight, but there's no easy way to identify it, so it should remain as "zero" because we don't have a clue.

Stars Shaper5 votes

Are you telling me that Swain is taller than Morde? xD

https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0392/00/1428451366388.png

Kuroi862 votes

I think it means during his ult. I mean I seriously doubt Swain is actually 8'5"

And found him, he's also listed as 5'11" alongside Cait, Janna and Olaf.

Betting Cait and Janna only hit that height due to the heels. >_>

Ebonmaw Dragon1 votes

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http://i.imgur.com/rAkFbtW.png

https://i.imgur.com/gXOQp2N.jpg Lubu's thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2cm2d0/relative_champion_weight_and_height_based_on_lore/

Rumble is supposed to be smaller than the average yordle, same should apply to Veigar as well... then Why Teemo is smaller than them?

And the average yorlde is 0.8 meters tall according to Riot... all the yordles in that chart are bigger than that.

Melledoneus1 votes

Darius is at least a foot taller than Draven. Their official art proves it. Additionally, Darius is canonically bigger than Swain, and Sion is approximately 9-10 feet tall. If Sion is shorter than Darius it wouldn't make sense, since he's supposed to be this behemoth of a killing machine who can trample even the largest of men. Caitlyn cannot be taller than Udyr and Pantheon because they are both large-figured and imposing figures that strike fear in the midst of battles. Udyr has gone toe-to-toe with bears and beaten them, so naturally he would need the height closer to a bear than shorter than a scrawny (sorry, she doesn't seem like the type to be lifting weights being a sniper) marksman. Additionally, Aatrox is also an imposing figure, towering above the heads of regular men, his sword matching the height of the largest soldiers. He wouldn't be as inspiring if he was a tiny dwarf man screaming around telling dudes to follow him. People would take him as seriously as Milhouse Manastorm. I'm guessing he is around 8'3, and if that's a stretch maybe 7'8.

Kuroi861 votes

I don't think I'd go calling Elise a heavyweight, or sumo. Good way to get bit there, and not in a good way.

I am Ah Pukuh1 votes

According to this list, Rumble's taller than Kennen, Tristana and Teemo yet he's supposed to be extremely short. Just look at his character model. Easily the smallest champ.

Oshlet1 votes

I believe the size changes were gonna ship out in preseason.

Malicious Metal8 votes

Morde definitely needs to be taller. Heck, Jinx and even Trist seem rather big compared to him o_O

Big Lincoln3 votes

Mord should be humongous imo

Maybe they needed bigger armor because he was so hard to contain :O

Varindra1 votes

Mordekaiser's lore specifically states that he is eight feet tall.

Troll for Trump7 votes

Teemo "Size doesn't mean anything ;-;" Veigar "Is that a shot joke?"

NazZomLord5 votes

Sion Is the largest model without any specific needs being met. Like Chogath Zac

Nsqui5 votes

If we're being totally serious here, Tristana is big as fuck, considering she's a Yordle.

Curling Veigar4 votes

I've always wondered what Veigar's gripe with short jokes were, considering he's one of the tallest yordles

Zielmann3 votes

From a Yordle's perspective, all of them are big. Except Annie.

Only Play Darius3 votes

Darius is supposed to be some 7 foot tall armored beast of a military veteran, yet Elise is taller than him in-game.

Ok maybe not the best of examples because she's on stilts but I can't be the only one who thinks Darius's model size is a bit too small.

Ralanr2 votes

Would do some champions justice. Mordekaiser looks so freaking small (though his model has problems anyway). I think DrMundo's model is bigger.

Westonbirt1 votes

DrMundo is still small and his model is really dated.

Ralanr2 votes

Yeah he does. He really does.

Saphixia1 votes

malphites splash art is a bit deceiving, comparing the humans to someone like a human champion (lets say diana) the are tiny, yet in game you barely notice the difference

Delioth1 votes

That's simply because if Malphite weren't sized down, he'd be bigger than the rift (or at the very least, your screen.)

And that makes it really hard to dodge anything.

Saphixia1 votes

true

Laughing Fish1 votes

Here is a good chart

MrryZ1 votes

I watched it all the way through... #NoRegrets

mikemcparty1 votes

{quoted}

I watched it all the way through... #NoRegrets

Rickrets**

charcharmunro1 votes

...Why is Zilean so tall in that chart?

Aikki1 votes

I was playing LeBlanc the other day and I noticed I was smaller than Tristana, who is a yordle and should be waaaay smaller than an adult human.

ChewbaccasRear1 votes

It's going to be hard to make them lore sized, because the yordles would have ridiculously small hit boxes and people like malph, sion, or cho would take up the whole screen and then some.

ZGM Dazzling1 votes

Bump this post so it gets noticed by a rioter

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