I feel bad for the writers at Riot sometimes

SaltyToplaneGoat·5/21/2016, 10:16:57 PM·3 votes·1,340 views

League of Legends has some amazing characters with totally awesome backstories that are connected and so on and so on.

And then there are characters that are more walking stereotpyes back from an era when the writing was done by Dota-enthusiastic amateurs more than half a decade ago. The worst part is when they also are the only champion assigned to a faction or an area. Demacian champions can be defined by their connection to other Demacian champions. But what about those that kinda "stand alone"? Sure sometimes they manage to fit them right into the world with great success, as the stories of Rammus, Amumu or Skarner (especially skarner here) have proven.

But I can totally see the current writers coming together being like: "Just what the hell are we going to do with THOSE? What were they thinking when they came up with these champs? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH THAT?!"

Alistar Fizz Fiddlesticks Annie Tryndamere MonkeyKing Shaco Nocturne Evelynn Jax (list not complete, just my personal faves in this regard)

Coming up with a new story or character isn't that hard. However, fixing the mistakes of another writer without actively retconing stuff ... that's a whole new level here. <_<'

24 Comments

Igotlazy5/21/2016, 10:31:06 PM3 votes

Tryndamere isn't too bad. He's the ruler of the Avarosan tribe along with Ashe. He's gonna get caught up in all the crazy Frozen Watcher nonsense.

Decrit5/22/2016, 8:21:35 AM2 votes

Add to that Irelia. The cringyest lore ever.

Her lore is all "BLADES BLADES FATHER BLADES DEADBUTNOPESORAKAHI BLADES BLADES" And her champion insight during the IoW era was "BLADES BLADES FIGHT FATHER FATHER BLADES FIGHT BLADES"

Like "how we let a champion to use blades? let her have a death experience that gets addressed by a champion that has no correlation to a place that is just passing by so she can gain telekinesys and use them as a weapon. What Phylactery or neardeath trauma? SKATEBOARDSSSS"

EDIT: i know it should be surfboards but...

https://youtu.be/olit-B5Yldc?t=1m34s

Automatis5/21/2016, 11:31:59 PM1 votes

The new VOs have quite a few bad lines too though, which doesn't make me look forward to VO reworks. Also getting the old actors or finding new ones (Old Nasus VO > New)

But they can't all be good when every new champ has 30 minutes of them. But even a few bad lines can be jarring.

Xulsigae5/22/2016, 7:04:04 AM1 votes

They could have not gotten rid of something that helped bring the champions together and decided to keep the stories going rather than retconing...

Xano5015/23/2016, 8:13:25 AM1 votes

Need Blizzard Ent to write lore instead.