The real buff Bard NEEDS

IGotScuttleCrabs··39 votes·1,863 views

Bards beard now scales by 1% his base beards size per meep collected. This would truly define the great Bards from the bad.

This can have a cap obviously or Bards would be overrunning the rift with their manliness. And if 1% his base is to much we can have it start after x amount of meets are collected.

14 Comments

Pikmints4 votes

Once the beard gets so long that it touches the floor it trails behind him like Ekko's Ult.

Fowus3 votes

Gragas I'm gonna start having competition

Daedalus8714 votes

Jiggle physics intensify by 1% for each minion killed.

Virgin Ray2 votes

Olaf "The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard."

Daedalus8711 votes

"And by the girth of his of his belt buckle."

HeadHonchkrow2 votes

Bard belt buckle confirmed

Daedalus8712 votes

Is that 1% multiplicative or additive?

Teslablade1 votes

It would shrink it if it was multiplicative.

A Liberal1 votes

Riot this is a gamebreaking failure on the design teams side and NEEDS to be rectified.

Oelyk1 votes

This reminds me of beard ninja. does this mean bards a ninja? coooooooool......

Beacon 0F Light1 votes

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Bards beard now scales by 1% his base beards size per MEEP collected. This would truly define the great Bards from the bad.

This can have a cap obviously or Bards would be overrunning the rift with their manliness. And if 1% his base is to much we can have it start after x amount of meets are collected.

Clearly you are not one of the great Bards, considering you don't even know that he collects chimes, not meeps.

Tatrii1 votes

YES I WANT THIS

Mister Mackey1 votes

Too bad elderwood is an ugly skin. Bard bloom is sexy. Purple bard for the win

James Stone1 votes

I am entertained by the idea of a giant beard followed by a small batallion of yellow, armless smurfs floating around Summoner's Rift

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