I wonder how often Vi has gotten lost in Piltover already...

SaltyToplaneGoat·Dec 2, 2016·14 votes·1,384 views

" (...) Even Vi could walk blindfold around Piltover with those plans and not get lost.”

Especially during missions. As a long time fan of One Piece I'm getting some sort of Zorro-vibe from her...

"Vi, the suspect has feld towards XY avenue! CHASE HIM!"

"OK BOSS!" charges off

"Vi... XY Avenue is in the opposite direction..."

"Uh... yeah, I TOTALLY know that. I just know a shortcut! BYE!"

A short time later somewhere in the dephts of Zaun:

"Who the hell are you and why are you in my lab?!"

"Shut up I need to think... where the hell did Cait run off to now?!"

Meanwhile at the surface:

facepalms so hard it sends her hat flying

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Malicious MetalDec 2, 201620 votes

Viktor sitting at his desk with a nice cup of tea crashes through the roof window and lands on the opposite chair ... "Huh, you seem to be expecting someone..." Viktor "Why yes, of course. A certain piltover enforcer that always miraculously ends up disturbing the sanctum of my lab, every day around..." eyes the watch on one of his drones "5 pm"

Drone buzzes and offers Vi a teacup Viktor takes a sip of his tea "Now then, what is it this time? Chem Juggernauts? Some insane zaunite with too many guns?" eyes tea suspiciously before taking a hesitant sip "Oh, the usual, some simple mugger, you must be familiar with the concept of stealing other's people's stuff." Viktor "You have NO idea..."

SaltyToplaneGoatDec 2, 201613 votes

Jinx "OH WE ARE HAVING TEA!?"

"WHAT THE HELLA RE YOU DOING HERE?!"

Urgot heavy breathing

Warwick "WOOF!" barges in with a stick in his mouth

Singed "Ah sorry neighbor, I threw it too far... WHAT IS THE POLICE DOING HERE?!"

Ekko "OY ANYONE STARTING A FIGHT IN HERE?!"

Viktor "IF YOU START FIGHTING IN HERE I WILL OBLIBERATE YOU ALL IN AN ARCANE- HEXTECH NIGHTMARE OF A SINGULARITY." everyone immedeatly sits down and behaves "Now, who wants another cup?"

There is never a calm day in zaun, ya know? ^^

Malicious MetalDec 2, 201611 votes

Tea time with the Herald

<<Airing every Saturday morning>>

Edit; Sneak peak for next week's episode!

Viktor Sitting at his desk, reading the Newspaper Suddenly someone knocks on the door. Viktor sigh.. "Coming...Who could that be this early in the..." ... Skarner "I miss my kind..." Viktor "Pardon me?..." Skarner "Excuse me, soft-shell... or are you?...I'm digressing...Have you by any chance seen my lost relatives?" Viktor "I believe I would have noticed gigantic crystal scorpions walking around Zaun..." Skarner "You don't understand! They're crystals!" Viktor "Wait...did you say crystals?...Worry not my multi-legged friend, I shall save your kind!"

And thus Viktor realized he had to SAVE Skarner's people from Jayce, thus marking the begin of their rivalry over a misunderstanding! Viktor is a HERO, he's just misunderstood!

SaltyToplaneGoatDec 2, 20165 votes

I'm imagining a typical american sitcom right now. "King of Queens" in a Zaun setting or something like that, where all the crazy freaks of Zaun and Piltover are joined together as one massive dysfunctional unit that should better not be called a "family".

I'd pay money to watch that tbh.

RalanrDec 2, 20163 votes

Perfectly honest I'd pay to see a league sitcom. I already have an idea that involves all the low played or really bad champions living together in a shitty apartment. With Urgot being the main character and a common struggle is how he deals with roommates that move out for better opportunities (Aka: reworks).

Malicious MetalDec 2, 20163 votes

Their bond and friendship being tested once they have to move out. It'd be a feels trip and full of emotion!