I honestly never saw that coming. Hopefully this marks a long trend of Volibear beating up every new champ that comes to League like some sort of initiation.
Karakot59 votesKayns backstory
I picked up the scythe and could feel it's power! Then all of the sudden a giant bear man came out of nowhere and began to beat the shit outta me for no reason whatsoever. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Tormentula47 votes
Lamb: "Its time for the reaping dear wolf" Wolf: "Indeed but first.." Lamb: "yes?" Wolf: "a deranged bear ate half my body, I'm now just a floating head with no real capabilities." Lamb: "its fine, people only like me anyway."
Im Kinda Stupid3 votesIts funny cause its true! Cries in Thematic ;-;
1wolfpack46 votes"Hopefully this marks a long trend of Volibear beating up every new champ"
RiotFauxSchizzle32 votes"Hopefully this marks a long trend of Volibear beating up every new champ"
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As do I.
Mogarl5 votesDid Zilean beat up Volibear when he first showed up though? Time travel and all that.
DuskDaUmbreon14 votesZilean got Volibear beat his past self up.
Rude Name10 votesZilean is still beating up Volibear as we speak. It's been going on for a while.
Fondling Gems8 votesZilean is still beating up Volibear as we speak. It's been going on for a while.
Considering it is Zilean he has probably been beating up Volibear since he was born. Basically Voli grew up being bullied by someone for something he does in the future which thus turned Voli into a bully, which is why he beats other people up.
Quort1 votesOh sure, try to blame this all on Zilean! Zilean is the real victim here! >:(
Fondling Gems1 votesOh sure, try to blame this all on Zilean! Zilean is the real victim here! >:(
Oh yeah no, screw Voli. I am a Zilean supporter. Zilean just did his job so well that he is what has caused Voli to beat up every other champion, which effectively means that Zilean has beaten up every other champion eh?
The trick isn't to ignore the truth, it is to twist it to your own devious ends to undeniably support you highly questionable claim.
Quort1 votesMhm. Yes. The League roster is just lucky Zilean doesn't deem them worthy of his time. Otherwise, he'd be opening a major can of whoopass on them. :D
PunisherJBY3 votes#Zileandidnothingwrong
Star Guardían1 votesBully Volibear skin when? /s
ChaosThief26 votesNow isn't that ironic. A phoenix, not of fire but of ice, burned someone's house down.
Celebrimborr1 votesShe did not set the fire herself
ChaosThief1 votesShe is the one who caused the fire, however, even if she herself didn't create fire.
Starcraft243ver22 votesOh that's why we dont see volibear on the rift anymore, he's too busy beating new champs.
SEKAI13 votesOh that's why we dont see volibear on the rift anymore, he's too busy beating new champs.
Volibear is the fictional manifestation/representation of the Riot balance team.
Faceroll Tactics5 votesAnd they use volibear's claws instead of a needle, because all of their balance changes have rediculous splash damage.
SolarisCorvus13 votes"Eve rework has been cancelled due to her sustaining grievous wounds from injuries that appear to be bear bites. Witnesses describe hearing lighting and a woman screaming "WHY DOES IT HAVE FUCKING LIGHTING CLAWS." - Riot spokesperson.
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO11 votesNice try Volibear
ChompyWulf11 votesEvery time a champion is greenlit for development and the concept is being realized....
Riot Writer: "Have you met my bear Voli?"
SEKAI11 votesSo Frejord is actually set in an alternate universe version of Russia.
Blue Moon Wolf7 voteswhy stop at new champs?
Wukong was always different from the rest of his tribe. At an early age, Wukong got his ass kicked by a giant bear god. It was then he realized he would like to spend the rest of his life fighting, so he could one day kick the ass of the bear god who kicked his all those years ago.
Twisted Fate always wanted magic powers. Through a deal with a mad scientist, he was given the chance to get those powers by having a giant magic bear god punch him in the face, transferring some of his power to him. the process took a few more punches then he would have hoped, but eventually he got those magic powers he wanted.
Teemo got his the shit beaten out of him by Volibear for ages. Eventually he gained two abilities through the constant beatings. the ability to see a threat from miles away and the ability to turn invisible just by standing still. Bandle City saw how these abilities could prove useful and put him in charge as the Scout for Bandle City, keeping an eye out for any danger that could come their way.
KoKoboto6 votesLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brascus6 votesSniveling cubs
Catastrop6 votes
: "I remember the day I lost my eyesight, as clear as the very ice I control."
Some Random Person : "How did it happen?"
: "Oh this random ass bear just came out of fucking no where and smacked me across the face, took out both my eyes. Thankfully it had lightning claws for some reason so it numbed the what would probably have been excruciating pain."
Really though, it's impossible considering how long ago Liss went blind, but it would be hilarious if it was somehow like an ancestor or something to Voli and that's where he gets his new champion smacking desires from.
ChompyWulf2 votesIn his ages long feud with Volibear, Zilean messed up and sent Voli way back into the ancient past, and the enraged bear attacked the first poor sucker he saw. This is how Lisandra was blinded.
PaladinNO5 votesNow it is all made clear!
Did You Know: Garen left home to join the Dauntless Vanguard, one of Demacia's most elite military forces, when he was only twelve years old.
...Because Volibear had just beat him up.
TheFancySkeleton4 votesKled's bio:
WELL HOW DAMN DIDDLY DOO, SKAARL, IT APPEARS AS THOUGH A BEAR IS ON MY LAND! I'M GONNA GO STICK MY SIZE THREE BOOT RIGHT UP IT'S A S S. Kled proceeds to get his face smashed in by an armored bear SNARFGLARBLING BEARS, HELP ME SKAARL! gleegorlorg OH SKAARL, YOU DUN CRACKED ME UP!
Quort2 votesAs a Zilean main, I hope Volibear gets deleted. I am appalled that he would even be referenced.
EcchiOtakuTM2 votesZilean knew armored bears shouldn't be in league >: ^D
Pale Pirate1 votesCan we have volibear beat himself up in his new lore?
2ManyJons1 votesThis post is the greatest thing I've seen in weeks.
