"I fought a house once! Pretty sure I won!" - Galio. Wait a minute...

SaltyToplaneGoat··56 votes·4,739 views

First of all, this implies that it was a magical house. Galio only wakes up when there is magic around, so that element has to be involved. And at the same time that house must have had some weird properties and not just have some mages inside throwing fireballs at Galio. Just crashing into a house doesn't really count as fighting, that's just accidental property damage.

But the more I dig in my brain the concept of a "magical house that is able to move (and therefore to fight theoretically)" DOES ring a bell.

Is anyone here familiar with the fairy tales about the witch Baba Yaga? Comes from East-European and Russian folklore I think, an old woman with mysterious magical power that lives in a house that is able to walk around on gigantic bird-feet. In some stories it is implied that the house has a will of its own, but is always loyal to its master (if you steal something she will know for example).

So there is a Baba Yaga like character in this world - and possibly even still alive, considering that Galio is not EXACTLY certain if he won. The enemy retreated at some point and left him alone, so technically that's a win, but then again he didn't get to squash his foe. (Mages make that funny sound when you do that! No fight is complete without it!).

For years I've been waiting for an old woman character in this game, especially since the herbalist/traditional witch trope is completly unused yet when you look at the cast.

58 Comments

EMeta6 votes

Came just for this, thanks.

SoyUnPrededor3 votes

I was hoping this would be in the OP, was disappoint.

Have an upvote, good sir.

Demosthentine3 votes

Thank you. Totally thought that when I heard the quote. Upvote's all around!

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Same

Very Epic Guy1 votes

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http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2425713

Whoa, I remember seeing that thread way back when.

GreenLore16 votes

Honestly my first thought was barn the sentient barn http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2425713

xxxDogmanxxx2 votes

Holy shit, I remember that post!!

junglerboy161 votes

It's a shame that some people playing league don't know what that is...

SociopathFriend1 votes

I dunno about that, new fans are always good after all, and it's still probably one of the highest ranked threads in that section.

junglerboy161 votes

but nobody uses the old forum anymore.

That's the problem

Sraeg20139 votes

The truth is Syndra threw a house at him for teh lulz once.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

Here, hold this

Mimaropa1 votes

Syndra has a flying castle in her lore.

TitusBlackwell6 votes

Syndra's lore has her living in a castle she levitates with her INCREDIBLE power, maybe she dropped by one time :P

SaltyToplaneGoat1 votes

Yeah but then he wouln't have fought a house, but a mage. This wording implies that the ouse itself had some agency in this...

Sraeg20131 votes

The question is: Would Galio be able to tell a difference?

Ionian Vulpix4 votes

Syndra carries her house with her.

Sraeg20133 votes

Experiencing the life of a hermit crab.

Melledoneus1 votes

Syndra's moving castle.

Axle the Beast3 votes

Your entire theory is predicated on the idea that the house was magical. Galio's only awoken by magic but we can probably assume he does general combat around eliminating that threat... assuming it even is a threat (Lux wakes him up and she's an ally).

Also I honestly don't think Riot would ever put anything resembling Baba Yaga in the game. You're right that they absolutely do need a terrifying hag champion but that's absolutely not what the line was meant to refer to. It's just supposed to be silly and stupid because new Galio is a meathead jock for some reason. xP

SaltyToplaneGoat1 votes

Dunno, but a house HAS to be magical if it can somehow fight by itself...

Axle the Beast1 votes

Dude... It's a humor line. New Galio is an idiot. That's the joke. He obviously kicked the crap out of a house and thought it was cool, and doesn't get that it wasn't fighting because he, too, is a piece of architecture.

Just look at his derpy face, now re-listen to the line while looking at it: Galio

HE WANTS TO FIGHT THE SUN.

Lapis3 votes

I just assumed this referred to the house he smashed with his tail in his splash art, but this is more fun

Randomonium3 votes

Maybe it was a magical gazebo.

Dessem3 votes

Lissandra Am I not old enough for you?

Standgrounding1 votes

Gnar nah

SaltyToplaneGoat2 votes

Sorry, but you are not even human anymore, evil snow grandma...

Ehkrickor1 votes

anyone who retains a figure that lithe isn't "old" yet,

macromite3 votes

obvi galio faught howls moving castle.

zaire902 votes

Was that the dude in DBZ? dont exactly remember but the name sounds familiar

Axle the Beast2 votes

?

Baba Yaga is a figure from Russian folklore. I don't believe anything referencing Baba Yaga ever showed up in Dragon Ball Z. It's probably just a similar name but that's unrelated.

58697132DEL15 votes

busts through the door HEY THERE OFFICIAL WEABOO HERE! You may be thinking of Babidi who ressurected Majin Buu, but he isactually based on the american phrase Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo (Father, Son, creature in that respective order) You could ALSO be thinking of the witch from Dragonball: Fortuneteller Baba. (Pic Below) who while not directly based on Baba Yaga can seem close being her name and she's a traveling witch, but I assure you that's coincidental. Toodles!

Smashes through window

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/c/c4/FortunetellerBaba.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20110223220919

Sraeg20132 votes

You could ALSO be thinking of the witch from Dragonball: Fortuneteller Baba. (Pic Below) who while not directly based on Baba Yaga can seem close being her name and she's a traveling witch, but I assure you that's coincidental.

Is it?

They spell her name in katakana, which is almost exclusively used for transcription of foreign words.

58697132DEL11 votes

Like I said, the NAME is probably inspired by her, but as for characters? all they have in common is being witches. This is likely where she got the name tho as a LOT of dragonball is named after mythology from other religions. I mean, your main character is Son Goku, like the only way to make that more obvious is naming him Son wukon---wait a minute!!!!!! MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing MonkeyKing

(no but yeah, Toriyama says he just picked up the name from some book so i mean, take it as ya will)

Surr20plz2 votes

{quoted}

busts through the door HEY THERE OFFICIAL WEABOO HERE! You may be thinking of Babidi who ressurected Majin Buu, but he isactually based on the american phrase Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo (Father, Son, creature in that respective order) You could ALSO be thinking of the witch from Dragonball: Fortuneteller Baba. (Pic Below) who while not directly based on Baba Yaga can seem close being her name and she's a traveling witch, but I assure you that's coincidental. Toodles!

Smashes through window

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/c/c4/FortunetellerBaba.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20110223220919

Maybe it's just the tylenol pms talking but this was the funniest thing I've read on here all day.

SociopathFriend1 votes

Someone's feeling free with the downvotes for some reason, I'll have to fix that.

Kinjishi2 votes

"Is anyone here familiar with the fairy tales about the witch Baba Yaga? Comes from East-European and Russian folklore I think, an old woman with mysterious magical power that loves in a house that is able to walk around on gigantic bird-feet. In some stories it is implied that the house has a will of its own, but is always loyal to its master (if you steal something she will know for example)."

Sounds like Howl's Moving Castle (Miyazaki film from Studio Ghibli - Howl is the mage of the house and Calcifer is the demon that keeps the house ('Castle') moving).

Swollwonder2 votes

Not necessarily. There could have just been a source of magic near by and Galio got side tracked. It happened in his short story with the beast he fought. He started to run away from the battle but then remembered what he was supposed to do.

He may have just thought it was an enemy. Galios not exactly bright.

Mighty Mortein2 votes

Could've fought a house from Hogwarts. Yknow, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. :P

junglerboy162 votes

Baba Yaga is some freaky S#!T.

Think more along the lines of terrifying hag than "old magic woman".

Al The Legion1 votes

After all these years I finally know why they canceled the house of mouse

BiffinGunlok1 votes

My firs thought was mega-Gnar having thrown one of his houses at galio and galio surviving it while the house disappeared.

YouGoTownedX1 votes

Baba Yaga........The Boogeyman......... John Wick........Galio should've died

(If anyone has seen John Wick)

Sad Tyrant1 votes

also reminds me of Monster House

Pale Pirate1 votes

an old woman with mysterious magical power that (makes?) love in a house that is able to walk around on gigantic bird-feet

Damn, I didn't know that gigantic bird-feet houses are such a romantic experience.

underscores2221 votes

It was actually just a gazebo

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