Riot Narrative is Bard...

Ark Angel HFB·3/16/2015, 7:52:33 PM·33 votes·3,055 views

Uninterested in, and unable to, communicate with the small minded ants that scrabble below him, Their small minds simply to simple to comprehend his vast superior intelligence and goals of his lofty position. Wordlessly he seeks only to establish his vision of a balanced universe with no regard for the wishes of the peons that are graced with existing in his wake.

And after eons of absence he appears only to remove powerful annoying limiting artifact(IoW) from the world, regardless of how many lives are tied to and depend on said artifact. Careless in regard to how many lives and stories are lost with its removal, he sweeps in for only a moment to remove it. Then in the blink of an eye is gone in silence, leaving only the question of if he is even here anymore...

But, yeah, well, that's just, like, my opinion, man...

24 Comments

The Red Warden3/16/2015, 9:07:13 PM23 votes

Bard pretty much is a personified Deus Ex Machinina. He comes in only when you pull out the big guns, to say NOPE and take them away. He won't even say anything, he will just put everyone in stasis, and take the artifact or weapon.

He is a plot device, and the worse type of plot device. He is the type that will always come in right before the big explosion and defuse the bomb, even though he was never even mentioned throughout the movie.

Frosty Hoodoo3/16/2015, 8:42:33 PM8 votes

You and many others like myself are not a fan of Bard. Not because of what he is or what he looks like but what he represents.

TerraRising3/16/2015, 11:52:57 PM7 votes

Actually, Riot's Narrative team is more like Azir to our Xerath (the new stories).

Years of hearing the same promises, that they want to communicate more and that they're sorry for their silence, generates sarcasm, frustration and anger from us and that leads to us sabotaging them at their greatest moment (Retcon).

ManakinAwalker3/16/2015, 10:54:07 PM2 votes

its all a story about bard and dgf! **RIP DGFitem 3073 **