The tragic story of varus (truth revealed)

Varus was a man who lost his family to the evil scum noxians. He turned to vengeance and took on some dark magic Shit for him to get his vengeance. Before varus could get his vengeance he was ripped from the universe and obliterated by amd evil force known by some as riot. Nobody has ever seen riot but sometimes we here whispers about it. Anyway this bad guy darkin replaced varus on runeterra pretending that he is the one true varus. He gets locked away and then 2 gay guys stumble into his chamber probably to do some dirty Shit. Varus is like "oh no you don't" and he eats them both whole. The gay guys are inside varus telling each other how much they love each other for eternity. Eventually varus will get sick of hearing them talk to each other and be on the brink of madness. He will seek help from the force known as riot to be obliterated.

Meanwhile the original varus lives on in all of the hearts of the ones who cared about him.

Only the heart light can save varus

The end.