Saying we know nothing of Rammus is not Lore and Rammus fans are tired of it

I just noticed the short form lore that was put out for Rammus before what I assume is going to be a longer version later on. Once again, I am incredibly disappointed. It looks like Riot's answer to us knowing about League's main protagonist is "nobody knows."

Riot is literally the creator of his backstory. The fact that nobody knows is because THEY are refusing to actually give anything of substance on this character. Can you imagine if they did this for every character?

"Nobody knows anything about _____. We hope you enjoyed this story."

Here is the PBE text on his lore below. Apparently the joke about Rammus saying OK is so strong that there never actually needs to be anything meaningful written about the character. His millions of fans will undoubtedly be thrilled.

Rammus ''OK.'' Idolized by many, dismissed by some, mystifying to all, the curious being, Rammus, is an enigma. Protected by a spiked shell, Rammus inspires increasingly disparate theories on his origin wherever he goes - from demigod, to sacred oracle, to a mere beast transformed by magic. Whatever the truth may be, Rammus keeps his own counsel and stops for no one as he roams the desert.