Fiora (another one, I know)

So I just got to say it. I started League a little over a month ago and so far I have fallen in love. After two years of not giving a damn for any video game that came my way I fell straight in love. Thank you Honest Trailers. I played the tutorial. It was meh. And then I played bots. They were fun. Like way fun. And then my hunger had to be sated and I joined PVP and the greatest summer of my life began. I've been doing full time Calculus at LOS RIOS ARC and this has been the best possible stress relief possible. I fell so far in love with this game that I have spent over $100 on skins and champs. Call me stupid if you want people but I have no regret. NONE!!! And one of the two tops I fell in love with was Fiora. The other is but she can be spoken of another day. I have yet to post more then short quips but ever sense 's REWORK was announced people have gone nuts on the boards. I honestly felt sick from seeing so many people wining and bitching that their favorite ass was being changed. I couldn't believe it. It was different so they didn't look at it objectively, they just hated it. And for that I wanna say damn, we make Call of Duty look like a gentleman's country club. I went back and looked through half a dozen threads about 's rework and I came up with a lot of trash talk... and the occasional honest critique from a begrudged fan. And now it's my turn :D I have bought at least one skin for every champ I like. My main MID's all got skins. . My main junglers all got several skins. . My main ADC's and supports too. . Of course there are exceptions. I have yet to aquire a skin for . Why? Because there default is there best in my opinion. looks elegant, mature and loving. Why would I want Metal pentakill, and DJ honestly looks ickky to me. looks like a genuine bad ass, no need to improve. She's a bad ass knight and I love her for it. Even if I thought she was a guy when I first fought against her :D But is why I'm sitting on my ass trying to work through my ADHD and Caffeine craze to write this. Yes I just drank a classic monster and a 2 litter of cherry pepsi. Deal with it. I work at night. When I first gazed upon her magnificent ass //// I mean splash I fell straight in love. She had the look of a confident bad-ass women with those eyes that stared right at me and said: "I'm better then you, also i just stabbed you four times in the face while you were looking at my ass." Sorry , were done. I immediately looked at her skins and lo and behold she had a Fing Headmistress skin. My second highest fetish. Then I learned it was something called "legacy." Then I learned what legacy was and died a little inside... And then I see an image of Fiora in a new white outfit. My first thought: She looks just like a modern fencer now!!! For five second I thought it was gonna be a great skin that I would actually want. I've seen both her skin's splash art and neither looked very nice, and by this point I have used both her skins in ARAM with skin boost and neither impresses me in-game either. And then I read the article with the new picture and I realized Riot (my top Bih) was replacing my favorite ASS!!! A new skin and the removal of my favorite ASS!!! WHY?!!! In more seriousness. I think the new skin looks good. Its over stylized and the art style just screams Disney. Which makes me think of kingdom hearts. Which makes me scream OH F** THE HELL YES!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! My drug addled mind conjured images of Fiora throwing a building at Mega and it was GLORIOUS!!! God I fucking hate . He's freaking ninja Godzilla. you can learn a thing or two from him. Where was I? Oh right. Back to . God I love the skin. I really fucking love it. But I love FIora's current skin too. It's sexy and badass. Lightly armored for the speed based fighter. I have seen Tradional and I have to ask why can't we have traditional Fiora? Why can't I have my Disney and my Ass? Why can't I have Disney Ass? Why Riot? I want em both!!! I propose we make a god damn protest in front of RIOT HQ with signs and shirts all proclaiming our desire for DISNEY ASS!!! But in all seriousness, why won't there be a traditional skin? I won't claim to understand why their isn't one but I will accept it. Can someone from Riot or high up in the community tell me why a perfectly good model is being thrown away? And because I haven't mention gameplay changes yet. LOL at the people complaining a uniquely used character is being wasted. I got and first and even though I don't main them definitely just took their kits (mostly Yi's) and swapped the stats around. Fiora's ult is basically Yi's Q but stronger while Fiora's Q is Yi's ult but weaker. But Yi's Q was the only thing I really liked about during our short tryst. So yes, her gameplay change is much needed. Her current gameplay brings nothing new but a few numbers being swapped around. God this took me over two hours D: Take care people and think before you post!