To the makers of "Definitely not Blitzcrank"

I present to you:

"I can't believe it's not Blitzcrank!"

With a heart made out of chocolate, this highly-advanced cookie-bot is sure to make the ground crumble around him.

This, however, is one cookie you'll want to run from as his hands are anything but 'butter-fingers'.

Alternate Alias: Cookie Crank

His ult showers his opponent in cookies. (leaving them so err.. satisfied.. that they're speechless for a moment)

Note (I wanted to make him fit in with the 'I can't believe it's not butter' theme, but if he was a butter-based robot don't you think it would be too ironic to say 'Don't be fooled by this robot's butter-fingers' when he's literally made out of butter? Plus, that much butter is gross and heart-clogging - not that his Static Field wouldn't jump-start a stopped heart)

[Edit]

I guess I want to copy/paste my reply to PerishSoftly because that's representative to all 1700 of you that have viewed this thread so far :D

"I know. Most catchy thread title ever, yet lackluster idea for follow-up lol. It was more of a channeled impulse that came out of no-where.

I was playing an aram and at the end someone mentioned something about butter, then a [scrubs JD moment / portal 2 cave johnson] hybrid commercial played through my head:

You've all seen those would-be grabs by butter-fingers blitzcrank and that JUST. WON'T. DO.

How are you supposed to carry your team when even the oddly-squishy Giant Godzilla Cho'gath is too slippery for your Blitzcrank to grab?

Well fret no more! Introducing "I Can't Believe It's Not Blitzcrank!".

Unlike those other defective models that use butter to grease the joints (and is also what leaves him with his shiny yellow sheen),

THIS model uses an alternative grease that's GUARANTEED to help YOUR team make the plays while also oddly making the enemy team's Cho'gath persistently try to eat your Blitzcrank whole.

Buy this skin and your games will never be sweeter!"

[caution] People who use this skin run the risk of making so many grabs, they believe they're using a different champion