Bard is a big softie [Sewn Chaos Bard]

I saw this post in the past but I can't find it now (so credits to original poster who had the original idea).

Sewn Chaos Bard.

His meeps would look like little voodoo dolls (maybe pins sticking out of them if that's not too much) with little X's for eyes and stuff. The chimes could maybe change to little sowing needles or thimbles. I'm not sure about Bard himself (or his horn) but it would be akin to Orianna in her Sewn Chaos skin (patchwork, missing eyes, felt/patterns).

If it changed his abilities, I was thinking a "sowing" theme, so that his Q is either a sewing ball that would "stitch" in the case of a stun. His W would leave a stitched pattern on the ground and the heal itself would be a green ball of yarn. His magical journey would be stitched. His ult would turn everyone into doll-form (not literally; the overall pattern would just look more like felt instead of.... cheese).