I Rewrote The Emoji Movie Plot to be a New Mordekaiser Lore

Note: This is better than both the Emoji Movie and Mordekaiser's old lore combined.

Mordekaiser is a champion that lives in the Shadow Isles, a digital city inside Billy's League of Legends account. He is the son of two people named Meldekaiser and Marydekaiser, and is able to make an army of undead despite his parents' upbringing. His parents are hesitant of him going to war, but Mordekaiser insists so that he can feel useful. Upon receiving a friend request from Redmercy's Smurf, Billy decides to send him a 1v1 invite. When Mordekaiser is selected, he panics, dives turret, and dies. Mordekaiser is called in by Riot, a Game Design Company and creator of League of Legends, who concludes that Mordekaiser is a "malfunction" and therefore must be deleted. Mordekaiser is chased by a nerf, but is rescued by Skarner, a once popular champion who has since lost his fame due to lack of use. He tells Mordekaiser that he can be fixed if they find a hacker, and Skarner accompanies him so that he can reclaim his fame.

Riot sends more nerfss to look for Mordekaiser when she finds out that he has left the Shadow Isles, as his actions have caused Billy to think that his account needs to be fixed. Mordekaiser and Skarner come to a Free RP website where they meet a hacker by the name of 'irhA', who wants to reach Demacia so that she can live in the city. The trio is attacked by Riot's nerfs, but manage to escape into Zaun. irhA reveals that Mordekaiser can be fixed in the cloud, and the group goes off into the Champ Select. While there, irhA is revealed to be a fox girl named Ahri who fled home after tiring of being banned. They are once again attacked by nerfs, and their actions cause Billy to dodge the queue. Mordekaiser and Ahri escape, but Skarner is taken along with the queue and ends up in the Masteries tab.

Meldekaiser and Marydekaiser go searching for Mordekaiser and have a very lethargic argument. They make up in the Memes and Games Boards, when Meldekaiser reveals that he, too, is a malfunction, explaining Mordekaiser's horrible playrate. While traveling through the Loot Screen, Ahri admits that she likes Mordekaiser just the way he is, and that he should not be ashamed of his malfunction. They make it to the Masteries tab and rescue Skarner, but are soon attacked by an upgraded nerf. They evade it and enter a Chat Restrict, where they encounter a Bug Splat. The gang get past it with a password being Redmercy's Smurf's name and make it to the Demacia, where Ahri prepares to do Ahri things with Mordekaiser. Mordekaiser admits his feelings for Ahri, but she wishes to stick to her plan of venturing into Demacia, unintentionally causing Mordekaiser to revert to his horrible programming out of heartbreak. The upgraded nerf takes Mordekaiser, and Skarner and Ahri race after them on Anivia summoned by Ahri.

As Riot prepares to delete Mordekaiser, Meldekaiser and Marydekaiser arrive and are also threatened. Ahri and Skarner arrive and disable the nerf, which falls on top of Riot. Billy has since taken his account to Riot Games Support and asks to have his account erased to fix the problem. Out of desperation, Mordekaiser prepares to 1v1 Redmercy's Smurf, making various comments regarding his lack of skill. Realizing that Redmercy wanted to 1v1 him, Billy stops his account from getting erased, saving Mordekaiser and finally getting to 1v1 Redmercy's Smurf. Mordekaiser accepts himself for who he is and is celebrated by all of the champions.