Weapons
Claws, Faces, and fists:
Swords, knives, and blades:
Wands and Sceptars:
Mystic POWER!:
Bows and crossbows:
Guns:
Hammers, maces, clubs and heavy blunt instruments:
Canes, staffs, and light blunt instruments:
Cleavers and Axes:
Explosives and incendiary devices:
Cancer and AIDS:
Flails and chained weapons:
Polearms and Halberd:
Spears and probing devices:
Boomerang, Shurikens, and throwing weapons:
Bodily Fluids:
Scythes:
Not a real weapon:
Babies:
Plane: 
You know what we really need riot? We need a tank! here's a concept art: http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tank-wallpapers-8.jpg
edit: tanks use threads, mechs use legs, there's a difference. Rumble doesn't feel like a tank... Basically we need a corki, except using a tank and is tanky.