Weapons

TheKingDodo·12/24/2014, 3:48:30 AM·2 votes·910 views

Claws, Faces, and fists: Volibear Khazix Zac Vi RekSai Shyvana Udyr Skarner Malphite Blitzcrank Rammus Amumu Alistar Evelynn Warwick Nunu Swords, knives, and blades: Rengar Fiora Yasuo Aatrox Shen Riven Talon Garen Leona Renekton Nocturne Kassadin Irelia Katarina Shaco Tryndamere Kayle MasterYi Wands and Sceptars: Viktor Lulu Nami Azir Swain Veigar Janna Karthus Leblanc Fiddlesticks Soraka Lux Mystic POWER!: Lissandra Syndra Zyra Xerath Cassiopeia Brand Karma Sona Anivia Chogath Morgana Annie Galio Ryze Ahri Orianna Ezreal Bows and crossbows: Varus Quinn Vayne Twitch Ashe Guns: Jinx Lucian Graves Heimerdinger Caitlyn Gangplank Tristana MissFortune Jayce Hammers, maces, clubs and heavy blunt instruments: Poppy Mordekaiser Trundle Taric Braum Jayce Canes, staffs, and light blunt instruments: Nasus MonkeyKing Yorick Cleavers and Axes: Draven DrMundo Olaf Explosives and incendiary devices: Ziggs Gragas Rumble Zilean Cancer and AIDS: Fizz LeeSin Malzahar Teemo Flails and chained weapons: Nautilus Sejuani Thresh Polearms and Halberd: Hecarim Darius Sion Spears and probing devices: Velkoz Kalista Pantheon Nidalee JarvanIV XinZhao Boomerang, Shurikens, and throwing weapons: Gnar Sivir Zed Kennen TwistedFate Bodily Fluids: KogMaw Vladimir Singed Elise Scythes: Diana Akali Not a real weapon: Jax Babies: Maokai Plane: Corki

You know what we really need riot? We need a tank! here's a concept art: http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tank-wallpapers-8.jpg

edit: tanks use threads, mechs use legs, there's a difference. Rumble doesn't feel like a tank... Basically we need a corki, except using a tank and is tanky.

5 Comments

TheKingDodo12/24/2014, 3:50:30 AM1 votes

*Insert joke about riot hating tanks.

Megarolf12/24/2014, 4:34:09 AM1 votes

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I think this, just,might, be, a o p f i z z a n d l e e s i n

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Ebonmaw Dragon12/24/2014, 4:40:54 AM1 votes

Well, a tank would fit in the category of "Explosives and incendiary devices", cince you put Rumble there, who uses a Giant Machine that shoots rockets.

Embertine12/24/2014, 2:54:51 PM1 votes

Cancer and AIDS: champions that were listed, Fizz = Uses a Polearm and vicious land sharks (needs to be made into callimari) LeeSin = Uses his fists and feet (possibly cheats because he is blind as f*ck and still hits people) Malzahar = Uses void energy and pets (sees both future and past events, so how does he know what's going on in the present?) Teemo = Uses poison darts and mushrooms (drug mushrooms or regular? Need to call the police just in case)