April Fools Champ Select

With all the complaints about Dynamic Q and New Champ Select, I think it'd be really fun to release a "game mode" to remind people of how it used to be. It could be a mockup of the old champ selects with bots, that never actually leads to a game. Features could include:

"Vintage Champ Select!" • roles based purely on pick or call order • guaranteed to be last person to pick, or last to load into lobby • instalocking • enemy team likely to choose from your most played champion pool • good ole "MID OR FEED" • 'unplanned' duo jungle

"Vintage Teambuilder" • queue as either captain or solo • jungler/support dodging either immediately or after minutes waiting for the other • very few, if any supports • when joining teams, a random chance for 4 junglers • confusing, randomly generated off-meta picks

While NCS and Dynamic Q are far from faultless, I think an exaggerated satire could put the complaints into perspective.