In honor of the New This is war being uploaded lets have a poll.

CasterGilgamesh·May 27, 2016·6 votes·1,323 views

I personally cant decide between or

22 Comments

The WhamboozlerMay 27, 20166 votes

Guys, it's a non-canon comedy song. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. Every single one of the "this is war" songs are basically rap-boasting about how cool the champs are. That's what it ALWAYS is.

Besides, with the league lore being missing or garbage now, who's to say they're wrong, eh? Maybe Teemo is the true leader of the void now. You dunno.

JayHog1992May 27, 20162 votes

The whole thing was a disgrace, making yordles look like bloodthirsty psychos... I feel bad for the people who had to work on it.

CasterGilgameshMay 27, 20163 votes

its a war not a hug fest.....

this is war is also the work of the same people (almost) who made the song for Bilgewater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VUo4ntz9gc

JayHog1992May 27, 20161 votes

I know it's not a hug fest, but last I checked, Yordles fight for a better world, not for personal pleasure.

Maybe delete the bloodsplatter would be the most normal thing to this.

CasterGilgameshMay 27, 20161 votes

teemo is crazy Rumble just seems like rumble (prideful like always) Veigar is crazy and evil trist is genderbent teemo but just less crazy Lulu...you got me there but she is still crazy Heim only cares about science Ziggs is like always over hyped about blowing things up

JayHog1992May 27, 20162 votes

Teemo isn't crazy, Rumble is prideful, but for the sake of his people, like Teemo, minus the ego boost. Veigar was imprisioned by humans, so he wants to end all conflict by making humans submit to his power. Lulu isn't crazy, just a good imagination...

At least you got it right for Heim and Ziggs, but they do their work for the best of Runeterra.

Basicaly, yordles should be show as a honorable race that just wants to improve the world deep in their hearts, even if their motives are wrong.

Falconshield, failed to display such.

CasterGilgameshMay 27, 20162 votes

very interesting take on yordles i disagree with your take on them but all i can really do is just respect your opinion. Thanks for showing me another way to view yordles :D

JayHog1992May 27, 20162 votes

Well, at least you listened. I'll take that as a victory.

These days, some people just won't.

CasterGilgameshMay 27, 20162 votes

well i mean there is no point in getting upset over others opinions and yes from your perspective falconsheild did fail sadly

JayHog1992May 27, 20162 votes

Unfortunaly.

Spicy RiceMay 27, 20161 votes

Teemo is basically an assassin, or at least a jungle commando

JayHog1992May 27, 20161 votes

Pretty much, doesn't mean he's crazy like the other guy said.

Spicy RiceMay 28, 20161 votes

He might be. According to lore, yordles don't do well in isolation, and require lots of companionship to maintain their mental health.

Veigar turned insane from his isolation in a noxian (or is it zaun) prison, and the very same might be happening to teemo.

He actually prefers solo missions and apparently turns from fuzzy friend to cold blooded killer in the blink of an eye during missions.

JayHog1992May 28, 20161 votes

Yeah, but he always comes back home and chats with Tristana at the end of the day.

That fact alone keeps him in check.

Shroom JunkieMay 27, 20162 votes

Yeah, not even Veigar is that way. He just wants power and to be seen as superior. Teemo just phases out, not like he turns into some savage.

JayHog1992May 27, 20161 votes

Pretty much.

The WhamboozlerMay 27, 20162 votes

As a Teemo main, I disagree. You sully the name of our dark lord.

Shroom JunkieMay 28, 20161 votes

You aren't a very old Teemo main if you still follow that 'dank meme'. It stopped being funny to me after a month of hearing people scream about it in all chat.

The WhamboozlerMay 28, 20161 votes

Or maybe I've been a satanist for a looooong time and think the idea of that dank meme is fun because of it.

Shroom JunkieMay 28, 20161 votes

No. The Satan meme is not only annoying as hell after awhile(yeah yeah I made an unintended pun of it whatever), but it is pretty much the sole reason for all those "DELETE SATAN" threads and why people hate to play with and against Teemo. If you're really a Teemo main, you'll know that right now he's more than viable in the top and jungle and the only reason people don't play him is because he's not LCS-viable and because he's called Satan.

And need I say, the meme makes literally no sense at all. None. There is no basis ever besides possibly him being toxic, and quite frankly, there are much more toxic champions than him. To name a few, Fizz, Gnar, and Rengar. Quite frankly, Rengar is closer to Satan than Teemo will ever be. Rengar assassinates you in one second or less with almost no counterplay, even with pink wards and reds. The best you can do is kill him afterward, if he doesn't get away with his MS boost. Plus, even in his lore he's a pure hunter, a murderer for nothing but the thrill of the hunt. Teemo kills because he has to. Who sounds more demonic? More evil? A little yordle that fights for his nation, his allies, and his friends, or a bloodthirsty murderer?

The WhamboozlerMay 28, 20161 votes

I play him because I like his playstyle. I also play him to bask in the sweet, sweet hate of my enemies. The satan meme helps with that. Hense, I like the satan meme. Chill out about it. He's a champion, not your son or something. No one is making fun of your baby. Hell, I don't even hate the guy. Teemo is one of my highest masteries. Omega Squad FTW.