Welcome to the Preseason(A Story)

Ah yes, the Preseason.

It's that time again is it not?

Gather round children, and let me tell you a story...

Welcome to the Preseason Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was a champion, renown for his own unique style and fashion.

Summoners wide and far marveled at his genius.

Women fawned over his gorgeous looks.

He was a man of virtue.

And then the preseason came...

And everything changed

Now he is little better than a gutter rat, scorned by those in Riots favor, the merciless gods of this new season.

now now children, I'm sure you want to know why, well you see, Riot, like any other being, has problems,

It cant seem to make every one happy!

so it makes sacrifices, unstable, unhappy, compromises.

By constantly naming new champions of good and evil, they have lost themselves in each of the champions unique strengths and weaknesses! Their identity!

So they turn to dark side, to maintain the most perfect balance, they do horrible inhumane experiments on the madness of their lab...

THE PBE!

Summoners are drawn into the madness with the promise of free skins and champions!

In exchange, Riot uses them to justify the changes.

Exploiting them for their concerns, influencing their rage, forcing bitterness between summoners.

That is the evil of the PBE.

This champion was victim of such changes, falling short of the line.

This is the fault of both the people and their god, they made him fall to such level.

Rebellion stirs, the people's rage build at there god,

but this only enforces their own weakness, their helplessness, they are nothing before their god.

Yet they push forward, unrelenting, pushing for the rights of all the champions of league!

All champions were created to be equal!

But now, the equality shattered, laying broken at the feet of each of the fallen, sharp shards of glass digging into their feet, painfully, only to raise others above themselves?

Such injustice cannot be tolerated.

And they will not be silenced.

(To be continued?)

Hey thanks for reading my story! this was just for fun, but I feel like it accurately represents most of the boards feelings on the new preseason. I myself am not to pleased however I believe in out god to fix everything! when they do I'll write a part two!

Note to Riot: I love you as a company, this is just a story so please don't hate on me for this!