When you don't respect Talon's early game just because he's melee...

Oelyk·Jan 30, 2017·53 votes·3,111 views

And you keep poking him till finally he gets pissed off and all-ins.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1015945/84137575.gif

41 Comments

I Stealth IJan 30, 201728 votes

As a Talon main, I can say this is true*[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]*

OelykJan 30, 201722 votes

When they don't run after you double proc rake, and you feel pity for the amount of pain your about to dish out.

http://i.imgur.com/fIiYSkE.gif

(also works for whatever stunned soul just got 100-0 in 2 seconds at level 2)

Edit: link stopped working? odd. replaced.

I Stealth IJan 30, 20174 votes

For some reason, they never bother to run away from the second proc, more damage for us hehehehe

OelykJan 30, 201711 votes

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xXPfq_QT5yA/VrDRec1IIOI/AAAAAAAAJIQ/NiilYqFYyxI/s640/wtf.gif A question I often ask.

I Stealth IJan 30, 20172 votes

And then they rant about Talon being 'broken'

JoseraphJan 30, 20172 votes

This is what us Poppy mains have had to endure for like, a year

I Stealth IJan 30, 20172 votes

We feel you bro

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

Papa AndreiJan 30, 20171 votes

Maybe its just cause I usually only play slow immobile mages but fuck that second rake, like you ain't escaping it.

I Stealth IJan 30, 20171 votes

Second Rake OP

OelykJan 30, 20171 votes

When laned against slow immobile mages as Talon....

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwiu7ZGWgevRAhWpwFQKHeoyBlgQjBwIBA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fnxh9qhZ.jpg&bvm=bv.145822982,d.amc&psig=AFQjCNE-PxnUTPuCXO1u95rAV-rWjy2Cbw&ust=1485904753908599 (Click it, the gif failed me.)

I Stealth IJan 30, 20172 votes

Hey, Lazy Cat, what happens when you play Talon jungle?

The lane you gank dies

OelykJan 30, 20171 votes

Heck yeah!

http://s2.r29static.com//bin/entry/e10/x/1600082/image.gif

I Stealth IJan 31, 20175 votes

So you main Talon?

I like it, man!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/4300984ca4a2fa14729a58c7871c22c5/tumblr_myyrjquEZ71r4mr8ho1_500.jpg

Luner HunterJan 31, 20171 votes

+1 for the art good sir

MordepoolJan 30, 20177 votes

When you don't respect talon all game because He's beneath your notice and isn't worthy of being considered a threat.

-----> Mordekaiser

OelykJan 30, 20177 votes

http://media.giphy.com/media/hpgb2sMZ4VfZC/giphy.gif

MordepoolJan 30, 20176 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lazy cat,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jUH1mifs,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2017-01-30T17:38:44.239+0000)

http://media.giphy.com/media/hpgb2sMZ4VfZC/giphy.gif

The Truth

OelykJan 30, 201711 votes

http://gif4share.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Cat-escapes-from-a-dog-catcher-doing-parkour.gif

If I can't kill you, you can't catch me.

MordepoolJan 30, 20175 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lazy cat,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jUH1mifs,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2017-01-30T20:10:13.650+0000)

http://gif4share.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Cat-escapes-from-a-dog-catcher-doing-parkour.gif

If I can't kill you, you can't catch me.

Don't have to catch you just have to take every objective outside of your base

OelykJan 30, 20175 votes

If don't have to fight you if I kill the rest of your team...

https://i1.wp.com/31.media.tumblr.com/c1470afddaefc4a715a9f427e73daf6f/tumblr_ms6fpkJmQj1sx95mao1_500.gif

(Edit: How can you take them If I get to them first? slow pizza feet hunk a junkmetal... HUH?!)

MordepoolJan 30, 20175 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lazy cat,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jUH1mifs,comment-id=000300000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-01-30T20:41:49.247+0000)

If don't have to fight you if I kill the rest of your team...

https://i1.wp.com/31.media.tumblr.com/c1470afddaefc4a715a9f427e73daf6f/tumblr_ms6fpkJmQj1sx95mao1_500.gif

(Edit: How can you take them If I get to them first? slow pizza feet hunk a junkmetal... HUH?!)

I can 1v5 I'm Kool with that ( Also I find your gifs quite entertaining)

http://giphy.com/gifs/meme-lord-of-the-rings-2j5dJBodMQURa

OelykJan 30, 20175 votes

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/OMG-WHAT.gif

1v4, I'm back-dooring. What now? HMMMMMMM?!?!?

(Thanks!)

MordepoolJan 30, 20172 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lazy cat,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=jUH1mifs,comment-id=00030000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-01-30T20:53:51.789+0000)

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/OMG-WHAT.gif

1v4, I'm back-dooring. What now? HMMMMMMM?!?!?

(Thanks!)

The art of Fighting without Fighting. I see you studied under Bruce Lee.

Luner HunterJan 31, 20171 votes

yeah... if im playing talon and i cant fight the other team i just build a splitpush build and never get cought... kinda like tryn but without the stupid broke unkillable ult and alot more front fliping over the walls xD

rtbf76109271Jan 30, 20176 votes

If you get hit by both sides of the rake at lv2 just flash away if he so much as walks in your direction after

OelykJan 30, 20173 votes

Ultimate form of respect right here.

DIRUJan 30, 20175 votes

flashing into talon to kill him, just to be slapped with a Q crit is one of the best things that exist.

OelykJan 30, 20176 votes

https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/bitchslapped.gif?w=780

They don't realize they are in my personal bubble.

RainXBladeJan 31, 20172 votes

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Dashing into talon as Yasuo to kill him, just to be slapped with a Q crit is one of the best things that exist.

FTFY. Also, this happens to me a lot when I play Yasuo vs a Talon.

DIRUJan 31, 20171 votes

{quoted}

FTFY. Also, this happens to me a lot when I play Yasuo vs a Talon.

anything into talon to kill him.

MordepoolJan 30, 20175 votes

Seriously though!!!! Who brings a Knife to a DRAGON Fight. http://giphy.com/gifs/dragons-Nb6XxUQF3Cyn6

I Stealth IJan 30, 20171 votes

Dragonblade Talon?

OelykJan 30, 20173 votes

Talon does.

http://www.funnygifs.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/back-of-gator.gif

EpicPizzaMasterJan 30, 20172 votes

Today playing him, i jumped into the enemy team, assassinated their teemo and escaped. Talon really does feel like an assassin.

OelykJan 30, 20177 votes

I'm glad you have your priorities right! Teemo >>>>>> everyone else.

Raven RedeemedJan 30, 20172 votes

A long time ago my friend and I were playing aram. Our team was so far ahead that we decided to chase down our team's Teemo if ever caught a Zilean bomb. My most memorable league moment was flashing next to teemo just so I could get close enough to kill him (I also happened to be Talon at the time).

EpicPizzaMasterJan 30, 20172 votes

That sounds like a great idea for a game mode!!!

Raven RedeemedJan 30, 20171 votes

I love your username :D

EpicPizzaMasterJan 30, 20171 votes

Thank you :D

EpicPizzaMasterJan 30, 20171 votes

Yeah he was my lane nemesis so i had a thing against that one teemo in particular. Bastard.

Luner HunterJan 31, 20171 votes

i've gotten so many kills because of this, it's funny af to see all chat when you blow someone's mind lvl 2