Car Salesman (Triggered) Illaoi

All of her tentacles would be Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flaling Tube Men

Her Q would smack one down followed by a suishy rubber sound (Think of scraping a balloon or something).

Her W would be a tire. On that note, her IDOL would be a tire. Perhaps a clipboard?

Her E would pull the spirit to a desk to sign papers (A TRUE test of one's spirit). Also, the spirit line that's attached would be one of those strings with the flags on them. This stupid crap:

http://previews.123rf.com/images/pk74/pk741504/pk74150400045/38636631-Garland-flags-on-string-with-blue-sky-in-the-background-Stock-Vector.jpg

And of course, her ult would be a shit storm of Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flaling Tube Men.

Some quotes could be:

1. I hit like a brand new truck... at half the price.
2. After she pulls in a spirit, she'd first say "Please sign here" and then every time she'd hit the spirit, she'd say "...and here" "...and here", etc. If she kills the spirit, she'd say SOLD!
3. When she ults, she could say something like MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY or something ridiculous.

She wear something like this but with rolled up sleeves:

https://blacklapel.com/thecompass/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dotted-on-patterned_v21.png

It'd damn near be skin tight though cuz of demn massles!