[Fun Champion Concept, Deadpool Inspired] Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth
Hey there! Deadpool here. Now, I know what you're thinking. What am I doing in League of Legends. Well I'll tell you. I'm bored. Yeah, the whole killing bad guys thing was getting tiresome and so when I heard about this game I just HAD to get in on it.
Small Voice: We're in another game! Yay!
Serious Voice: How did we even get here?
Recorded Deadpool Voice: The fans will love it! Come on, what do you say?
Recorded Riot members voice after an explosion: Ok, ok! Fine, just...no more explosives!
The details don't matter you guys! The point is, we're in! Though apparently we have to have something called a "kit"...whatever that means.
Serious Voice: I believe that is what the gamers call "abilities".
Small Voice: We can do lots of things!
Serious Voice: They said that we can only have four.
Four? Ah, whatever. Let's get on with this! I'm itching to play!
Small Voice: Shouldn't we give them a description of ourselves? They need a visual!
Oh, they know who we are....don't you? looks at the reader
Serious Voice: Well, it wouldn't hurt to give a picture.
http://www.heimspiele.info/PC/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/review_dp1.jpg
Perfect!
Small voice: We look so...manly!
Serious Voice: That's handsome if I ever saw it.
Small Voice: Stats?
Serious Voice: Apparently we need "stats". They determine our role in the game.
Hmmm....Let's think....
Health Small Voice: We have lots!
Serious Voice: We are resilient.
So....570-2200! Sounds good.
Health Regen Small Voice: You remember that time we grew our body back from just our hand! Good times.
Serious Voice: That took forever.
Hmmm...10-30!
Resource Small Voice: Is that like gas or something?
Serious Voice: No you idiot. It's like magic or something.
Magic? We are fueled by pure badassness!
Side Note in the Serious Voice said like a disclaimer: Badassness is a word not endorsed by Riot and therefore we refuse to have a resource. Small Voice Good idea! Serious Voice This is my part, get your own!
Armor Small Voice: Oooooh, I've always wanted to be a tank!
Serious Voice: No. It means how much damage we can resist.
Argh! All these numbers!...25-90
Magic Resist Small Voice: Repell the spells!
Serious Voice: I'll take this one. They have a set number. 32.1-53.4
Attack Damage Small Voice: OVER 9000!!!!!
Serious Voice sighs and you hear a facepalm
Well, we do hurt...a lot. Let's see....61-120!
Attack Speed Small Voice Sleeping
Serious Voice: We are no Flash.
We aren't? Puts away the Flash Memorabilia Well, how about 0.65-1.0
Serious Voice: Sounds reasonable.
Attack Range Small Voice Wakes Up: We shoot and slice!
Serious Voice: That we do.
150/500 it is then!
Movement Speed Small Voice: We're the Flash!
No, I was already shot down for that one.
Serious Voice: 345. We're not speedy gonzales.
Role Small Voice: Like in BDSM?
Serious Voice: No, like class in an RPG. Fighter, Tank, Assassin, etc.
We definitely kill a lot...so, Assassin?
Small Voice: We also use swords! Fighter time!
Serious Voice: So we're an Assassin/Fighter.
Small Voice Ooooooh! The kit!
Serious Voice: Shhhh, the one writing all this is trying to work!
Hurry up writer. We don't have all day! Stares at me writing this
Passive Concentrated Death Consecutive hits on the same enemy increases damage done and armor penetration. Resets counter upon death of the target or switching to another target.
Increased Damage: 1% of AD as bonus physical damage. Armor Penetration: 5%. Stacks: Max stacks of 5. Max of 5% AD as bonus physical damage. Max of 25% Armor Penetration.
Small Voice: Needs more....death!
Serious Voice: The writer needs to try to keep it balanced. Now shut up and watch.
Q Slice'N'Dice! Deadpool dashes (backflip spin jump for animation) to target location 400 units away while slicing all around him dealing 60/90/120/150/180 (+70% AD) to enemies along the path.
Cooldown: 18/16/14/12/10s
Gun em Down! Concentrates fire in a specific 600 unit direction for the next 3s dealing 10/20/30/40/50 (+5% AD) every 0.5s. Enemies within the line of fire are slowed by 10/15/20/25/30%. Deadpool must remain stationary while this ability is activated. Moving or hard CC stops the channel.
Cooldown: 18/16/14/12/10s
Small Voice: Oooooo, I'm excited!
W Upsy Daisy! Deadpool dashes to target enemy within a 300 unit radius and stabs them through the chest with both swords and lifts them up, stunning them for 1.5s and dealing 50/75/100/125/150 (+30% AD). During this time Deadpool may throw the enemy in target 300 unit direction. Doing so removes the stun and causes 80/110/140/170/200 (+30% AD) damage to them and those around them within a 150 unit radius.
Cooldown: 20/18/16/14/12s
One Shot Wonder Deadpool shoots one shot from each pistol in target 700 unit direction. Each bullet has its own collision. Each bullet also deals 50/70/90/110/130 (+30% AD) damage. The bullets stop on first enemy hit and slow it by 10/20/30/40/50% for the next 2s. If both bullets hit the same target then the target takes double damage, 100/140/180/220/260 (+60% AD) and are stunned for 0.5s.
Cooldown: 10s
Small Voice: Haha, that's an Innuendo....One Shot Wonder. Hahaha.
Serious Voice: Oh god...will you grow up.
Haha, they wrote "One Shot Wonder".
Serious Voice Facepalms
E Gifted Genes Small Voice: Are they using Gifted because Fox owns the right to the word Mutant?
Serious Voice: Better safe than sorry with those at Fox.
Tell me about it...Oooh, quiet. They're still typing!
Passive While not in combat Deadpool regenerates 1/2/3/4/5% of his missing health every second.
R The Ole Switcheroo Deadpool stylishly switches between his Katana and pistols. Upon switching Deadpool gains an increase to his attack speed for a time and each set of weapons hold their own bonuses. Deadpool starts with one rank of this at level 1 and can gain ranks at level 6, 11, and 16.
Attack Speed Increase: 20/30/40/50% for the next 3s. Cooldown: 6s
Katana: While using the Katana each attack Deadpool lands on an enemy bleeds them for 1% of their current health over the next 3s. Stacks up to 10 times. Each new attack, up until the final stack, resets the timer. Upon reaching max stacks additional attacks will not reset the timer nor add anymore stacks. These stacks are named "Bleed them dry!"
Pistols: Each attack with the pistols adds a stack of "Slow Down!" which stacks up to five times. Upon the fifth stack the target is slowed by 30% which decreases over the next 3s. Enemies cannot be slowed by this method again for the next 6s after being slowed.
Small Voice: Oooooh, I like this!
Serious Voice: Yes, adds a bit of...variety to our "kit".
Whatever! As long as I get to kill and have fun!
Items
Small Voice: This is quite...shocking!
Heal from the blood of my enemies! That is soooooo badass!
With this I can do even MORE damage!
Small Voice: It's like we cut through them like butter!
Serious Voice: Speed, they say, is key.
Small Voice: It's so...bladey.
Is that all the items we get!?
Serious Voice: Of course not. The writer can't put all the items down. These are just base templates. We can use any items which might help.
Small Voice: Is that everything?
Serious Voice: I do believe so.
Awesome! Now to get into the game and wreck faces!
Serious Voice: This is only a concept though.
What!? I was promised a spot in League! Starts muttering to self while concocting explosions
Small Voice: We're going to blow things up again! Yay!
Serious Voice: Well you knew this was just a concept. The people will tell us what they think.
Looks up from making explosives: Wait, you're telling me they out there will decide our fate? Ugh, that's so...annoying. We'll never get into the game that way! I'm going to go have a talk with my publicist!
Storms out
Hey there. The writer here. Hope you enjoyed this fun champion concept. I did my best in conveying Deadpool and how he acts. It was fun creating this. As they said, you will let me know what you think. :D So please, leave feedback on how you think I did portraying Deadpool. Constructive feedback btw. I like talking things out and will not take kindly to hate. I do understand a lot of you may not like this because it is a character that people love and I may have taken too much on by myself. Oh well.
Hope you enjoyed anyways! :D Thank you for your time!
