Lore Rework: Teemo (Half-joke)

A yordle, is as much an idea, as he or she, is a creature. Kled is Noxus's bravado and never-give-up attitude incarnated into one not-very-sane self. Poppy is Demacia's ideals of courage, humility, and willpower.

What is Teemo then?

Teemo, is evil. Not the brutal conquests of Mordekaiser or the obsessive sadism of Jhin. No. There is something to more in those. Not even in the all-consuming hunger of the Void or the cruelty of the Demons can this Evil know equal. No, it is darker. Smaller. Pettier.

Teemo represents the pointless, gainless, reasonless evil that drives children to torture small animals. He's cruel for no reason, and does things that would never gain him anything....just because someone else would lose something. And the worst part? By very definition, he can stop. It's easy for him to stop. He just doesn't want to.

In short, he's a griefer that exists to cause others suffering. A cruel and vindictive trickster faerie who poisons wells, not to kill anyone mind you (death means an end to suffering), but to make everyone puke their guts out all day. And he wants you to know it's your own fault too, so he'll convince you to do it for him.