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Ezreal and I need matching outfits

Taric the Gay··8 votes·1,338 views

I really think Riot should finally give us a skin line where Ezreal and I have matching outfits. Personally I think that Debonair Taric would be pretty swell. I would look absolutely fabulous in a suit. Or we can give it to Ezreal and get him some Armor of the Fifth Age gear. Or my guilty pleasure would be to have Pool party Ezreal roaming about the rift, although I am not sure if I would be able to contain my excitement watching Ezreal in a speedo all game. It might be a little too distracting... but that's just my perspective on things.

So if you could pick a skin line that Ezreal and I would share, which one would it be? It could be a skin line one of us already have or you can imagine us in an already existing one. Or for those of you who are truly creative, imagine one that doesn't exist yet. Feel free to share drawings too if you like! Ezreal and I love to get fan drawings to hang up in our lounge!

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ModThe Djinn4 votes

I'd be super okay with a Debonair Taric skin, where his gems are floating diamonds.

I'd also take a Tango Ezreal and a Tango Taric, where Taric's floating gems become roses.

Pool Party Ezreal seems like it could be entertaining, but I don't think he's quite as good a candidate as some of the others, given his lack of any thematic justification for shooting water/water balloons/etc. He's got the looks and the physique for it, but I'm not sure he'd sell the fantasy quite as well.

Taric the Gay1 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Djinn,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=cU5YcALf,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-06-18T21:05:10.851+0000)

I'd be super okay with a Debonair Taric skin, where his gems are floating diamonds.

I'd also take a Tango Ezreal and a Tango Taric, where Taric's floating gems become roses.

Pool Party Ezreal seems like it could be entertaining, but I don't think he's quite as good a candidate as some of the others, given his lack of any thematic justification for shooting water/water balloons/etc. He's got the looks and the physique for it, but I'm not sure he'd sell the fantasy quite as well.

Floating diamonds, I like!

And Tango skins would be incredibly romantic. I would have a hard time choosing what skin to wear on Valentine's Day if that skin were to be released. Usually I make sure to wear my Armor of the Fifth Age outfit on Valentine's Day, but then again I wear it nearly every other day too. I could also make sure to wear it any night that Dancing with the Stars goes on TV. I would enjoy having that skin too, if only they made it...

I may be biased but I think Ezreal would be the best candidate for a pool party skin. He is undoubtedly the best looking champion in the game and he appears in the background of many other splash arts for the pool party line. His goggles could be made into a scuba mask, and his true shot barrage could be a large row of bubbles! Only question is whether or not a swim cap would be included. Probably not. Ezreal has beautiful hair and it would be a shame to cover it up in any way. But the one thing we can all agree on is that a speedo must be included with that skin if it were ever released.

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zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

meanwhile still waiting for my pool party skin

ModThe Djinn1 votes

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meanwhile still waiting for my pool party skin

Flailing pool-noodle Katarina with water-balloon tossing Death Blossom would be pretty awesome, definitely.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

ballon swords filled with water* and i know nothing of this flailing pool noodle,but if you mean the hair, something else will go noodle :3

ModThe Djinn1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Katarina,realm=EUW,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=cU5YcALf,comment-id=0002000100000000,timestamp=2017-06-19T16:26:35.524+0000)

ballon swords filled with water* and i know nothing of this flailing pool noodle,but if you mean the hair, something else will go noodle :3

I figured pool noodles would replace the swords for most graphics, as "water-filled balloon sword" seems silly to me. :D

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

graves is using an overgrown water pistol... and leona an umbrella... plus i guess you never got smacked in the back with a water filled ballon sword... you should ask my father how "funny" it is. naow go read my chapters! (the passive could be a randon puddle with mini umbrellas)

Fondling Gems4 votes

I will take any and all of them except bloodstone Ezreal. I don't need my ship to only be together in their edgy skins.

Also hey Taric the Gay, how's it going?

Taric the Gay1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Fondling Gems,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=cU5YcALf,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-06-18T21:32:05.126+0000)

I will take any and all of them except bloodstone Ezreal. I don't need my ship to only be together in their edgy skins.

Also hey Taric the Gay, how's it going?

I own that Bloodstone skin. I really don't use it much. Usually only break it out when Halloween season is going on. Halloween and Dia De Los Muertos are the two days I make sure to wear it. Or I will break it out if I get blue balled by my ADC. They hover over Ezreal and then change it to Xayah or Miss Fortune which makes me angry. And I show it by wearing it with that skin.

And it's going fabulously. Ezreal and I were frolicking in the meadow earlier today. We had a picnic and flew our kites. Then afterwards we went into town and we each got a banana split. Ezreal got double scoops on his sundae and in his excitement to get to our booth and enjoy our sundaes his banana slipped off and fell onto the floor. So I gave him my banana and he was very happy to have it. For me its just enough to see a big smile on his face and know that I contributed to his happiness in some way. He has a really great smile. That was my day, how was yours?

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Fondling Gems1 votes

My day was great, I am lucky enough to get to work with a guy named Explorer Ezreal as part of the Wardens.

Out of curiosity is there a reason you haven't taken up the Taric role in the Roleplay forums? I feel like it would be very fitting for you and the role is open last I checked.

Taric the Gay1 votes

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My day was great, I am lucky enough to get to work with a guy named Explorer Ezreal as part of the Wardens.

Out of curiosity is there a reason you haven't taken up the Taric role in the Roleplay forums? I feel like it would be very fitting for you and the role is open last I checked.

He is such a cutie. I always message him every time I see him on. Always with hearts <3. Then we flirt a little and then I tell him that there's something under the covers waiting for him when he gets home. I love making him blush!

As for the Roleplaying forum, I peek in there every so often. The few interactions I had over there were semi-hostile. They are not very approving of Ezreal and I having our honeymoon. Needless to say they won't be getting any invites to the Wedding. And I am not sure how that community would respond if I made a thread titled "Truly Fabulous (Ask a Gay)." I try to be a law abiding poster for the most part but I feel like posting it there is just asking for down votes and hate posts.

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Prophet of Urgod1 votes

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Taric the Gay1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Prophet of Urgod,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=cU5YcALf,comment-id=000300000001,timestamp=2017-06-19T23:11:45.412+0000)

Why Ezreal ? Why not TahmKench ?

The most beautiful man to ever grace mankind that is Ezreal or the obese aspect of gluttony named Tahm Kench? I will pick Ezreal every time.

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Prophet of Urgod1 votes

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Taric the Gay1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Prophet of Urgod,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=cU5YcALf,comment-id=00030000000100000000,timestamp=2017-06-20T01:21:50.175+0000)

But one could argue Ezreal is boring and homogeneous. He is a dime a dozen, no? Highly symmetrical and with an obvious form. A contributor to personality is looks and since Ezreal is handsome in a boyish sense, his world view would have been scarcely challenged; ergo, he is most likely a bland tart. Where is the fun in that?

Underneath the bed sheets. Duh.

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Terozu1 votes

https://tundrafizz.space/fek-avatars/219343013.jpg (What actually happened with Ez today as Taric sat and cried.) Get Triggered. (Yeah nope.)

Taric the Gay1 votes

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https://tundrafizz.space/fek-avatars/219343013.jpg (What actually happened with Ez today as Taric sat and cried.) Get Triggered. (Yeah nope.)

Not triggered.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/a2edcba68cfd402eda80fb6b2098c4be/tumblr_o5fskbNzdR1tb2qy5o1_500.png

Not one bit.

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Terozu1 votes

That is so obviously photoshopped I can even find the original photos online... http://lol-wallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Armor-of-the-Fifth-Age-Taric-Splash-Art-v2-League-of-Legends-Artwork-Wallpaper-lol.jpg http://lolwp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Debonair-Ezreal.jpg

Taric the Gay1 votes

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That is so obviously photoshopped I can even find the original photos online... http://lol-wallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Armor-of-the-Fifth-Age-Taric-Splash-Art-v2-League-of-Legends-Artwork-Wallpaper-lol.jpg http://lolwp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Debonair-Ezreal.jpg

Actually the two photos you sent are cropped images of the original I posted earlier. Riot needs our skin photos to reveal only us. That is unless Esports gets involved. A few rare exceptions outside of that but for the most part that photo I posed is authentic. You can keep denying it but you'll only be denying the truth.

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Terozu1 votes

http://img01.deviantart.net/e63c/i/2015/153/7/e/i_ll_support_you_if_you_carry_me_by_izelyca-d8v8asd.jpg you're not the only personw ho got a propaganda poster with Ezreal and I guess that makes Lulu and Trist a thing then? http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=1065325

Taric the Gay1 votes

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http://img01.deviantart.net/e63c/i/2015/153/7/e/i_ll_support_you_if_you_carry_me_by_izelyca-d8v8asd.jpg you're not the only personw ho got a propaganda poster with Ezreal and I guess that makes Lulu and Trist a thing then? http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=1065325

Lol, that's not Ezreal. That's one of those anime cosplays who wish they were Ezreal. Nice try though.

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Terozu1 votes

Ok but in all seriousness you can't deny that this; http://pm1.narvii.com/5767/892fc8912c997cb50efd032d24450be083f1e632_hq.jpg happened, as did this; http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/September_2013/PPNA/lppspl.jpg Meanwhile you got this; http://lol-wallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Armor-of-the-Fifth-Age-Taric-Splash-Art-v2-League-of-Legends-Artwork-Wallpaper-lol.jpg

Taric the Gay1 votes

{quoted}

Ok but in all seriousness you can't deny that this; http://pm1.narvii.com/5767/892fc8912c997cb50efd032d24450be083f1e632_hq.jpg happened, as did this; http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/September_2013/PPNA/lppspl.jpg Meanwhile you got this; http://lol-wallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Armor-of-the-Fifth-Age-Taric-Splash-Art-v2-League-of-Legends-Artwork-Wallpaper-lol.jpg

Picture 1: a picture taken from the diary of a delusional girl fawning over my boyfriend. Not reality.

Picture 2: Me chasing Lux away after she tried to grab Ezreal inappropriately. I was defending his honor like all good boyfriends should do. About a minute after this photo was taken Lux's head was firmly planted beneath the sand.

Picture 3: Me making my fabulous entrance into the club observing my Ezreal from afar before I make my move.

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Terozu1 votes
  1. That picture was drawn by Ezreal himself.
  2. Lux has a higher movement speed, and neither of you build higher movement speed boots, she'd outrun you.
  3. You were posing for the camera, specifically Tristana's. While gazing longingly at Ezreal's head; he meanwhile is on the phone, probably with Lux.
  4. We also have Ezreal's uncle knowing that he likes Lux. so... 5. You're delusional, get triggered.
Taric the Gay2 votes

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  1. That picture was drawn by Ezreal himself.
  2. Lux has a higher movement speed, and neither of you build higher movement speed boots, she'd outrun you.
  3. You were posing for the camera, specifically Tristana's. While gazing longingly at Ezreal's head; he meanwhile is on the phone, probably with Lux.
  4. We also have Ezreal's uncle knowing that he likes Lux. so... 5. You're delusional, get triggered.

  1. That picture was drawn by Lux and given to Ezreal. Ezreal tore it to pieces.

  2. It's in the sand and on the beach, not the rift. Lux neglects leg days, I have full work out sessions devoted to leg work outs. I caught her and her head was shoved into a sand dune.

  3. That's not a phone, its a mirror. Ezreal was making sure he looked just right before he turned around to gaze upon my magnificent body.

  4. Ezreal's uncle asked if he was pursuing Lux. This does not validate anything. Ezreal didn't even dignify that question with a response. He walks by him every time he asks this.

  5. Lastly Lux has a taunt in game directed at Ezreal where she says this: "Are we supposed to be.. dating... or something? We've never even talked." Lux is trying to repress Ezreal's rejection of her and is saying this to try to save face. I would kill her for saying this but Ezreal told me not to and that her saying this means that Lux will finally be leaving Ezreal alone. I can tolerate this... for now.

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Lux/Quotes

So in your own words "get triggered."

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Terozu1 votes
  1. Ezreal himself said it was just a picture he drew and we shouldn't pay attention to it.
  2. Actually Lux rides a horse, has a slow and snare, Taric runs around on foot, and has a stun he has to rely on his teammates to land 9/10 times, her legs would be stronger, and she has more CC.
  3. The phone is glowing, it can't be reflecting that light, since it's hidden behind his face from all the lights.
  4. That's called embarrassment and it's why he hid his drawing.
  5. I know that quote, i love it, it's hilarious. And I know the reason for it; both Lux and Ezreal got a lore rework, they haven't even met in lore anymore. Similarly neither have Ezreal and Taric, though they had never met period. Taric and Lux however have met. Also, Ezreal's and Lux's ship always had basis in lore, whereas Taric and Ezreal was based off of lane synergy, which Ezreal now has more of with Lux. Now. Get. Triggered.
3ofGot40ve3 votes

U STILL USE THE SIGNATURE I MADE YOU???? I FEEL SO HONORED.

Taric the Gay1 votes

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U STILL USE THE SIGNATURE I MADE YOU???? I FEEL SO HONORED.

Yes I do. I am unfamiliar with this username. Did you change it recently or have you just been posting everywhere I haven't been reading?

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3ofGot40ve1 votes

Yes I did change it. However I haven't been on the boards in months so that would add to the confusion :P

I Love Thresh2 votes

I want Pool Party Ez solely because we deserve more male fanservice.

Armor of the Fifth Age Ezreal would be funny too.

Taric the Gay1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Mika Jougasaki,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=cU5YcALf,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-06-18T23:46:54.373+0000)

I want Pool Party Ez solely because we deserve more male fanservice.

Armor of the Fifth Age Ezreal would be funny too.

Why is Armor of the Fifth Age funny? That is arguably my best skin.

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Terozu1 votes

https://tundrafizz.space/fek-avatars/219343013.jpg Get Triggered. (You mean because you're looking at Ezreal's head in it?)

I Love Thresh1 votes

Pool Party Ezreal pls k thx

DarkDeamonDragon1 votes

Armor of the Fifth Age Ezreal would make bot lane so much more fabulous!

Taric the Gay1 votes

[{quoted}](name=IH DeamonDragon,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=cU5YcALf,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2017-06-19T19:16:21.076+0000)

Armor of the Fifth Age Ezreal would make bot lane so much more fabulous!

I wholeheartedly agree!

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Niyumi1 votes

Well, there is no champ named Taric the Gay, so you have to wait to be put into the game first.

Our Taric is fabulous, but not gay - nor is Ez.

Taric the Gay1 votes

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Well, there is no champ named Taric the Gay, so you have to wait to be put into the fame first.

Our Taric is fabulous, but not gay - nor os Ez.

Yeah ok. I'm going to ride my magic rainbow all the way to my boyfriend's house. You can deny the truth all you want, it still won't make us straight.

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Terozu1 votes

https://tundrafizz.space/fek-avatars/219343013.jpg Get Triggered. (Well Taric is Bi not Gay, so I'm still waiting for you to update that...)

Terozu1 votes

https://tundrafizz.space/fek-avatars/219343013.jpg Get tilted. (But... Debonair Ezreal appears in Armor of the Fifth Age's splash art, so isn't that technically already a skin set(Specifically, while Tristana is taking pictures of Taric, he's staring at the back of Ezreal's head)(?), and if they do do this I demand a combo skin with Lux other than her Spell thief outfit which is basically a more girly Ezreal outfit.)

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