Totally spies LOL Version "Episode 1 : Robotic panic"

Hello everyone, do you know the Totally spies? It's a funny cartoon with 3 girls being spies and fighting enemies for a secret organization.

Sam, Alex and Clover are the spies. But in this story, it's going to be Irelia, Riven and Ahri.

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This drawing was made by chamiallou.

I posted on the french board 9 month ago (before the board closed) and people liked this concept. One of them even made me a drawing for me. It's not perfect but i like it ^^. I really like this cartoon and i enjoyed making this story.

It's took me time to traduce it properly in english, also i improved the story a little bit.

I hope you will enjoy our three funny spies ^^.

Robotic panic

Ahri, Irelia and Riven, three young women were strolling through Piltover, a famous technological city in Runeterra. They are doing shopping and looking at the beautiful windows of the shops who are full of new trendy and fashion clothes. One of the shops were inspired from Ionian clothing and Ahri was excited about it.

: Hey girls, look at this ! These pretty embroidered silk kimonos are a true wonder. If we try it, I’m sure all the boys of the world would be chasing us. : Oh yeah and do you have seen this heavy wedge sandals with a braided pattern heel ? It’s so fabulous! : And furthermore, the prices are rocking it! Sales are the best moment to go out for shopping. : Wow… : Eh look here ! It’s Wukong, oh my god, he is beautiful, I’m shivering. I’m sure he would be stunned if he saw me in these pretty kimonos, let’s go try those clothes! : Oh there is Yasuo, he is always muscled and beautiful, I would like to go on a date with him. : Xin, always smart and brave. He is my weakness for sure. : I have an idea ! Let’s talk to them, they won’t resist to our charms. : Hum are you sure Ahri ? I’m not feeling very good right now here… : Yeah me too, I’m a little bit nervous. : Don’t be shy, you just have butterflies in your stomachs. Let’s walk toward them, follow me. : No that fast you stupid girls ! Take your eyes off my futures boyfriends! : Oh no, this moron of Akali is here… : That all we needed to complete this beautiful day… it’s was too beautiful to be true. : She is hitting my nerves… Hey Akali, you wouldn’t mind stop harassing us ? I don’t know what we have done to you, but I think you have a serious problem for acting like that. : Shut up! Boys will never look at you because they prefer looking at me. Who would be interested in three poor girls when you have me, Akali! The most beautiful, the most perfect woman on earth. : I agree with that, you are always right Akali ! : Shut up Shen and don’t forget, if you ever throw my purchases on the floor, I’ll slice your head! : Yeah Akali, but it’s heavy… You buy too much things. : Omg, you are useless! You silly boy! : Poor Shen, you don’t have right to treat people like that. And by the way your clothes are atrocious, what are you wearing? Striped socks? It’s from the Stone Age girl. : What ? Do you want to die? How dare you? : Also, this green is so atrocious and making me nauseous. Come one girl, let’s go, she isn’t worth the time and time is money. : Good point Ahri, you put her back in her place in a beautiful way. : Yeah, she is losing her voice. : Grr, I swear I will have my revenge on you, you stupid and dumb girls. You don’t know who I’m! Shen!!! What are you doing you silly boy! I’m going to slap you! My precious purchases on the floor!

Our three girls wander a little further in the city while trying to find the three beautiful boys but suddenly, a trap open at their foots and they fall on a tunnel to a beautiful and clean office (They have been whooped by Caitlyn).

: Ohhh, what is happening? : Welcome misses, sorry for this rude way to call you but it’s the most effective and the fastest thing we have. My name is Caitlyn, I’m the sheriff of Piltover and the boss of the secret organization of the SSP (secret services of Piltover). You are probably wondering what you are doing here and why I have called you isn’t it? : Hello, oh my head is turning. I have a headache. : Yeah Riven, my head is confused too, a Secret organization? : Hey you miss Sheriff of Piltover! You almost broke my spine with your stupidities! I want an explanation and now! : Hello Ahri, calm down please, I will explain everything precisely and crystal clear. : You better do it! My hair is a mess now, I have passed 3 hours this morning doing this braid. And how do you know my name? : Ahri please, let’s the sheriff explain, I’m sure we will have our explanations. : Yeah, I brought you by a secret tunnel but there are about twenty secret tunnels in our city who send you to my office. I brought you here because you are going to become spies! : What ? Like in movies? : What? Sp-spies? : Yeah like in movies but the difference is that it’s will be the reality. Our excellent software device invented by Jayce has found that you have the “spy gene” which is a great thing, you will become spies and help our great city against criminals. : We will have a second life? : Isn’t this a little bit dangerous? : Will we be famous? Riches? How much is the salary? : Calm down misses, let’s me finish! First, you need to know it’s for the interest of our city but also the world. The criminals you will face are crazy, dangerous and determined to conquer the world, that why we need people like you who can stop them. You have a the “spy gene”, you have a great potential. Sure, you will be rewarded but you will be spies, so it’s meant no celebrity, no fame. You keep your identities undercover! : What kind of rewards are you talking about? : You will have a great and big apartment with most of the new technologies and new innovations with no rent to pay. You will also have special credits card with a lot of money and special discounts, like for example to do shopping? : Cool! : Wait! And if we don’t agree to become spies? : Then you will be considered as criminals and you will be sent in prison. : What? : But it’s blackmail. You don’t have the right to do that. : I know but I make you come because the world depends on you. We don’t care if you don’t want or no, we need people who can do the job and you are destined to do it so you will accomplish your duty. : Ok, then tell us what you want us to do. : Perfect, for your first mission, here the criminal (shows at the screen)! His name is Viktor, he is a dangerous engineer who lives in Zaun. He is planning a Machiavellian plan to satisfy his goal of “Glorious evolution”. We have sent some of our agents, but they never have come back, that why we need people who are more trained. You will stop Viktor and bring him to prison. It’s will be one of the missions where you will know the villain identity, in the others you will have to guess it. Here we know it’s Viktor because he sent us his mechanical creatures who aren’t very peaceful. Zaun is a dangerous place, even for us. : What? Are you crazy? He looks like a cyborg, he is scary!!! It’s reminded me of this movie named “Terminator”. Oh god, I’m not doing it, I prefer prison. : Uh, I’m shivering, he is scary yeah. A crazy mad psycho engineer. : This is totally ridiculous! If your agents failed at their missions, how are you expecting us to beat him?

A trap open at the three girls’ foot and they are sent in a dojo with a monk in the middle.

: Finally, you are here! I have been waiting you for hours, let’s start the training now. : Is he a martial arts professor? Why does he look like so stupid and blind? : I’m going to feel bad about hurting a disabled person. : Oh my god, it’s ridiculous… : That how you see me? Come on, try to beat me then!

The three girls try to attack Lee sin, but he beat them in a few seconds.

: We have a lot of work to do with you misses. You will need to be better than that otherwise the bad guys are going to wreck you into small pieces. : I don’t know why but I don’t like him… : For a disabled person, he is strong. : Why they are not sending him to the mission instead of us? It’s would be done in a few seconds… : Come on, get up! Caitlyn said I had 5 hours to prepare you, so you need to get up and learn the most. It’s complicated but we can do it. : Oh god, save us from this nightmare.

After 5 hours, our three spies are walking out of the dojo and rejoin Caitlyn office, tired and exhausted by the intensive training of Lee sin.

: You are here, perfect! Girls, I’m presenting you Jayce. He is our scientist and he make your gadgets for your missions. Jayce show them what you prepared. : With pleasure Cait. So, hello misses, here the gadgets I made for you. First, we have a cam powder compact who is like a minicomputer, he can help you to find information’s, help you to locate on an area and analysis some strange things you can find in your missions. You can also look at yourself in the mirror. This little device will be very useful if you try to communicate between you because you can send messages or calls by it. These devices will always stay with you, missions or no mission, it’s a gift, girls you won’t have to return them to us. : Hey it’s looks practical and cool. : They are also beautiful. I think I’m going to love spying. : Oh, we have a map of the place we are, it’s very cool. We can’t lose yourself in the city or the woods with these cams powder compact. : Then we have the specials backpacks with rockets. They allow you to fly on the airs and there is also a parachute if you are in a free fall and in case a problem would occur. : Flying? I can dash on small distances, but flying was impossible. Now i will be able to fly to the highest mountain in the world. : And they are fashionable, the colors are amazing. They belong in a fashion show for sure. : Let’s move to the next item, we have smalls belts with grapnels who can help you to climb a wall. You must click on the belt buckle and aim properly. : It’s must be very practical to travel from a skyscraper to another one with this. : Then you have the red laser lipstick. It’s not an ordinary beauty product. It’s a fake lipstick who can shoot a powerful laser who can slice metal. : Beautiful and how would believe or think it’s a weapon? It’s discreet but powerful. : I wonder if we can aim people with it… : Ahem, you better not Ahri, it’s not a toy. : Furthermore, we have the powerful hair dryer who can makes tornado with a huge wind. You can vary the power of the wind between a dust devil and a F5 tornado. : Wow impressive, how your agents can lose with gadgets like this? : We only gives these kinds of items to special agents. They are not easy to manipulate. : Be careful Riven, don’t activate this here. : I wonder If I could try it on Akali. I would like to see the look her face when a tornado will blow her and her house. Muahahaha… : Sorry Ahri but the SSP Equipment’s must be used to stop the criminals. It’s not toys, keep this in your mind. : Oh, too bad for me. : And for finish, we have the hairbrush with magnetic bristles. She can create a small force field who will protect you for a few seconds, but she can also short the electrics systems if you put it in contact with electric wires or battery. : Does the force field can block everything? : Yeah but only for a few seconds, remember it misses. : I’m impressed, I didn’t think we would have such sophisticated items with us. : Piltover is the city of progress, that why you have such a sophisticated technology and you need it to accomplish your duty. Now that everything is explained, here the place where you should head to: Zaun. You will find Viktor secret base after some researches. Your goal is to catch him and bring him here. Then we will put him in prison. Also, if there are some “survivors” on our agents, rescue them. I’m not sure if he killed all of them or only a part. : Oh yeah and before you go, put this on your faces: These oxygens mask is a good thing to deal with Zaun polluted air. They prevent chemicals substances to enter in your body by your nose or by your mouth. If we need you for other missions, we would like to keep you in a good health. And you also have suits for your secret cover. : Oh yeah, mine is pink. : Mine is orange. I’m looking like a carrot but a sexy carrot. : And mine is blue! Thanks, so where do you need to go? : Don’t worry, everything will be alright.

Caitlyn press a button and a trap open again under the foots of our three girls. They fall and land on one of Zaun streets.

: Oh, my spine… They aren’t delicate. : So here we are, Zaun… : This place is giving me chills. : I feel like I hear some noises. Look like shouts from kids. : Ok let’s explore this place and try to find some information’s about Viktor. He doesn’t seem like an easy criminal and I’m sure we will need to have plan to arrest him. : This green smoke is reminding me of the day when Singed betrayed me at Ionia. This scene was scary. : Riven calm down, don’t forget what Caitlyn said, the future of our world is between our hands. : Hey look at this, girls. I have Zaun map on my cam powder compact. We are on the most desolated streets of Zaun, I’m sure it’s a perfect place for find Viktor. : Nice Ahri, then we will explore the streets around this one and collect some information’s.

But in the shadows, there is someone watching them:

: Muahahaha, these littles girls are here to arrest me? That’s so cute from you Jayce and Caitlyn. Don’t worry, I will treat them kindly he-he-he… Come on! my little babies will arrest them in a nick of time (Viktor talk to his machines). Go and catch them, then bring them to me! Muahahaha. : O-k mas-ter. : Not you Bliztcrank, you stay with me. Don’t worry, it’s will be enough to catch these fools. : As-you-wish Mas-ter.

Our three girls are exploring the streets, but they don’t find any clues. Suddenly, a loud sound occurred, and our three girls started to pull their weapons. A lot of mechanicals creatures was walking towards them and they weren’t peaceful.

: What is that? : Probably Viktor little minions. He heard about us apparently. Be careful, these things look like they want our skins. : Ahh!

The robots were attacking our girls, shooting plasma shoots or explosives rockets but they dodged it and riposted with some attacks. Irelia threw a volley of blade on the robots and dashed on them from one to one, destroying them. Ahri increased the size of her orb and threw it, damaging a line of robots. Riven repaired her exiled blade and she was fighting a big robot with a huge chain saw. Our spies fought but after a few minutes, the numbers of robots seem never end and they started to lose advantage. A small robot fired some lux projectiles who blinded our spies for a few second and make them faint on the ground.

Ahri, Irelia and Riven woke up a few minutes after, tied in a large room. Viktor was right in front of them.

: Oh my head, what happened? : We were fighting these robots and we have been hit by on of their attacks. : Hey look at it! I think it’s our criminal. : Viktor? : Muahahaha, Good evening misses, so you thought it’s was going to be easy to stop me? You were wrong. But I must admit one thing, out of all the agents Caitlyn and Jayce sent, you are the ones who destroyed the most robots, but it’s doesn’t matter, there will be always more and more robots. I can make a whole army of it! : What is your problem and why are you attacking Piltover? : And what have you done to your face; you look creepy… : Oh that simple dear, I replaced some parts of my body by mechanicals parts. A long time ago, I was a very good scientist in Piltover, I was respected, and I worked with Jayce. He was the only one who was at my level, but he was a pretentious and pathetic ass clown. But I loved to work with him, I admit it. He was smart and I was convinced that if we worked together, we would save the humanity. We could make the eternal life dream come true. But our opinions on a subject were divided. Jayce talks about emotions and importance of human choice, but I disagreed with him. Humans are flaws, they are not perfect. I wanted to bring my project of “Glorious evolution”. : The glorious what? : You worked with Jayce? : My glorious evolution yeah, I hate Jayce! This fool didn’t like my ideas, so he denounced me to the scientist community, and they banned me from Piltover. I wanted to erase the emotions from humans. They are a weakness, a flaw that must be corrected. These stupid’s emotions, they are ruining our life, that why I replaced part of my body with metal. I feel less emotions, but my transformation isn’t complete. I make some experiences on the human brain and I’m trying to figure a way to erase the emotions from humans without blocking our IQ capacities. Then I will replace the last pieces of my human body with metal and I will do the same things with the humans. I will save them from diseases, from hunger, from poverty, from pain. I will end their suffering and the humanity will thank me for that. That the way it’s must be for my glorious evolution, this glorious evolution of humanity. And I know it’s won’t be easy with you and this scumbag of Jayce trying to stop me, but I will do it! : No way, you deserve your ban from the scientist community, you aren’t a scientist, you are mad psychopath! Removing emotions? It’s the reason of why we are humans! : It’s not good plans, you want to reduce humanity to slave and replace us by robots? Oh my god, it’s looks like some of this weird futuristic robot movies. : Reduce people to slavering? No, I want to upgrade the human body. The nature is not perfect, but we can use her to make us perfect. With me, humanity will be powerful as demi-gods. Give up your emotions and your weaknesses and enter with me on the Glorious evolution! : Don’t even think about that Viktor, you better surrender otherwise we will kick your ass. You will never achieve your stupid goal or your stupid dreams of evolution or I don’t know what. : Surrender? Hahaha, hohoho! Do you have realized that you were the ones who are tied with solid metal rope? This is one of my new inventions, these ropes are made in a special material that combine the solidity of metal with the flexibility of tissue. You won’t break these links trust me. I don’t want to ruin your optimistic perspective, but you will need to accept your fate. You are at my mercy and you better beg me to not kill you if you want to live. By the way, these walls are electrified, so even if you can break this rope, you won’t be able to get out of this room. And if you ever get out of this room, I’ve got plenty of robots guarding my laboratory and you won’t escape because they will spot and chase you. See girls? You don’t stand a chance against me! Muahahaha!! : Ug! Theses ropes are horrible, but it’s won’t be enough to stop us Viktor, we are spies of the SSP and we won’t let you win. You belong in prison and we will escort you! : Oh baby, humans are crazy… Even when everything is lost, they still believe they can win. Muahaha, I’m going to enjoy slicing your head to add some electronics chips in your brain and then I will change your human body part and replace them with metal, solid metal. This is what I did to the other agents sent by Caitlyn and Jayce. Oh yeah, I’m going to enjoy it muahaha. You will be my servants and you will serve my purpose! The great evolution of humanity! : Ahh no, I don’t want to have my head sliced in two please. : Please spare us Viktor. : Come on girls, where is your dignity? Don’t ask him to spare us, we will beat him and kick his pretentious and arrogant ass. : Haha, don’t worry, after I’ll sliced your head and put this electronic chip, I will sew up. It’s wouldn’t be practical to walk with a half head Haha and you don’t have to worry, I promise you won’t feel pain, I’m a great surgeon. Now I must go to prepare my new invention: I’m going to annihilate Piltover with my big mechanical exoskeleton. I worked for 2 days without sleeping on this project. This time, Piltover is doomed and will be mine! People will have no choice but to accept their fate and evolve in the Glorious evolution! This fool of Jayce and his stupid hammer will perish at my feet if he tries to resist. I will see you again in one hour to prepare the surgery. You better enjoy your last moments with your emotions because you will never get them back muahaha!

Viktor leave the room, letting our tree girls in panic. They needed to get out of this bad situation.

: Oh my god, I don’t want to become a cyborg, please god help us. : it’s scary, I don’t want to die. : Calm down girls, I know we aren’t a good situation, but we need to calm and find some ideas to get out of this shiit. First, we didn’t used the gadgets of Jayce, I think it’s the good time to try them. Ahri, do you have the red lipstick? : You mean the laser lipstick? Yeah, he is on my pocket, on the left. : Maybe I can try to reach him; Jayce said this lipstick could slice metal. I think it’s should be able to break these links that prevent us from moving. : Hurry up Irelia please. : I’m doing what I can Riven. Oh, I got it! okay girls, I got the lipstick, now let’s try it. : I’m praying, I hope it’s will work.

The red lipstick emitted a hot laser and after a few seconds, the ropes broke, and our three spies were free.

: Perfect! Now we need to get out of this room and get our weapons back. I need my blade and you Riven; you need your big sword. Ahri, you can use magic, so it’s not a problem but me and Riven can’t fight until we have our weapons back. : Yeah, my little orb is always with me. : So, if a fight occurs, you must protect us Ahri okay? : What? But I can’t fight all these robots by myself. And we don’t even know where your weapons are! : Don’t worry Ahri, you won’t have to fight for long. I even think you will not need to fight alone at all. I can feel my blade moving. I can feel their presence. Riven do you feel your exiled blade energy? : Hum, a little bit but it’s looks like it’s come from down. : It’s my feelings too, our weapons are on the room below this floor. : Okay so we must get out of this room and run quickly on the bottom of this laboratory. : Yeah but the walls of this room are electrified. We could use the hairbrush with magnetic bristles, Jayce said it’s good at shutting electricity systems. : No need Riven, by the way don’t forget there are robots guarding our room outside. Viktor planned everything if we use the door to get out but what if we don’t use the door and escape by using another room? : I don’t understand, how do you want to leave this room without using the door? By using the tornado hairdryer and destroy everything? : No, it’s wouldn’t be discreet. We can use the red lipstick to make a hole in the floor of this room and reach the room below. It’s the fastest way to reach the place where our weapons are, and we don’t have to fight the robots outside. : Wow, you are a genius Irelia!

Irelia use the lipstick again to make a hole in the floor. It’s allows the girls to reach the room below which contains the weapons of Irelia and Riven. After they have recovered the weapons, our spies decided to exit by using the door of the room where their weapon was. The robots weren’t guarding this one and they walked in a large dark corridor. They were walking slowly and without making a noise. Suddenly, some foots noises came to their hears and they decided to use their grapnel belts on the ceiling. Viktor was walking in the corridor with Bliztcrank and 3 other robots.

: Muahahaha! These silly girls thought they could arrest me and my glorious evolution. What a shame, they failed hard! Now the world will be mine. My exoskeleton only needs some adjustments and I will be able to take down the humanity. I sent a few robots to cut down Piltover electricity. They won’t be able to react to my super machine. Be ready Jayce! Your worst nightmare is here! Hahaha! : in your wildest dreams! We won’t let you win! : Shut up otherwise he will see us! : What? They escaped? How is that possible, my ropes were indestructible! Grrr, catch them robots! Bliztcrank, grab them and put them in the surgery room. These girls don’t want to wait one hour so let’s do it now! Muahaha! : At-your-orders-master! : I hope you are happy Riven… : Sorry girls, I messed up on this one. : Ok let’s fight, be careful this big robot doesn’t look inoffensive! : He has a grab! Dodge it Ahri! : What? Ahhh! : Ahri!!

Ahri is grabbed by Bliztcrank but she won’t let him harm her. Ahri use her tornado hairdryer and send Bliztcrank out of the laboratory. The tornado also damages a part of Viktor laboratory but it’s end up a few seconds later. Bliztcrank fall on the floor and is K-O.

: Take this stupid robot! A big F5 tornado in your face! I like this weapon. : Wow Ahri, you threw him in the sky lmao. : Perfect Ahri, now let’s take care of these smalls’ robots. Riven are you with me? : Yeah Irelia, let’s go! : What? Bliztcrank?? How dare you? Bliztcrank is my loyal servitor, you will pay for what you have done! Grrrr. I’m going to destroy you with my mechanical exoskeleton! You wanted to make me mad? Well, I’m mad now! Very mad and you are going to face the consequences!

Viktor shoot a laser with his mechanical arm, but the spies dodged it.

: Oh, he has lasers too. : This lipstick is going to show him who is the boss!

Riven aimed at Viktor with the laser lipstick but the ray came back to Riven. She dodged it because of her great reflexes but she didn’t understand why the laser did nothing to Viktor.

: What happened? Why he is not sliced? : Interesting, a laser into a lipstick… That how you broke your ropes and escaped, I guess. But it’s wont work on me, I have combined the metal of my armor to a mirror property to make it immune against lasers or rays. You are strong, what if you play with my robots’ toys while I’m reaching my exoskeleton? The fight will be better muahahaha! : Hey don’t run away from us you yellow belly!

Viktor escaped and ran to his exoskeleton. Our spies wanted to chase him, but a couple of small robots were here, and they blocked the way. They had no choice but to fight them and lose of few seconds.

: My blades will slice them into pieces! : Take this ugly metal creatures! : Hey, they broke one of my nails! Grr, I will destroy them!

Irelia dashed and danced with her blades like a fury, she was slicing the robots and dodging the lasers. Riven was protecting herself behind her big sword and when she came close to a group of robots, she slammed her sword on the floor, creating a shockwave and destroying the group of robots. Ahri used her spiritual rush and created a couple of fireflies to burn and melt the robots. A new wave came, and our spies destroyed it, then a second wave, a third one till the 10th. It’s took some minutes for our girls to destroy all the littles robots, but they made it.

: Does it’s was the last? : God these things are horrible, it’s seemed to never end. : We lost Viktor, where is he? This bastard! We must get him quickly! : He has run through this corridor, let’s take this way!

The final battle is approaching! While Ahri, Irelia and Riven head towards the big room of the laboratory, Viktor is in exoskeleton, ready for the girls to come.

: Viktor! Stop running away you stupid engineer, you lost this battle! Surrender now! : Yeah! You better bow down to us! My manicure is ruined because of you and your stupid robots! And my hair is a mess! : This big robot will not save you from us! : Oh, you are looking for me? I’m here! Muahaha. What are your thoughts about this beautiful machine? I named it “GloriousEvo1”. This beautiful jewel is going to roast you in few seconds! I warned you, now you are doomed! Muahahaha! : You are mad Viktor; your madness is consuming you! : My madness will help me to reach my glorious evolution! I will place humanity above gods with technology!

Viktor press a button and the exoskeleton sent a discharge of electricity in the entire room. Irelia and Ahri fell on the floor but Riven protected herself with her blade. She was still harmed by the attack but not as much as her comrades.

: Ouch, what was that? Irelia? Ahri? Please get up, we need to fight! : Muahaha! Not bad little girl but now it’s time to sleep!

The mouth of the big exoskeleton opened and sent a big wave a fire towards Riven. She panicked and used the hairbrush with magnetic bristles. A force field appeared around Riven and covered the zone where Irelia and Ahri was.

: What is that? Is this a force field? Hahaha, I will break it! No force field will be enough powerful against my beautiful machine! Take those flames! Be roasted in the fire of hell! : Please Irelia! Ahri! Jayce said this force field wouldn’t last for long, you need to recover quickly. : Oh my head… : it’s hurt, this electric attack was powerful. : What do we do? : Let’s me think about a plan please. : We don’t have time for it, look! The force field is going to break. : Viktor exoskeleton is electric right? If we use this hairbrush and put it in contact with electric wires or the battery of this infernal machine, it’s will shut it down. Here’s my plan, you both try to hold Viktor, I’ll get around this machine and take him by behind. The battery must be behind this thing. : What? I’m not doing the bait. : Ahri shut up and follow what I said! I count on you! Prepare girls, at 3 we go, 1,2,3!

The force field break and our spies separate from each other. Irelia hold the hairbrush and run around Viktor. Riven and Ahri regroup and face him.

: Hahaha, I told you! No force field can resist to my powerful machine! : Yeah and no one can resist to your arrogance. You should be a politician; you would fit perfectly for the clichés. : How dare you, you naughty fox!

Viktor aims at Ahri and shoot plasma projectiles but Ahri dodge it with her spirit dash.

: Hey Viktor, you know what? You may be solid as metal but your ding dong is probably slack as chewing gum! You better replace it with metal too, it’s will be safer if you want to have kids. Oh, but I’m not sure you should have kids because you are way too crazy. : Wow Ahri, you destroyed him on this one, you are savage! : Hehe, I’m just doing what Irelia said, we must hold him but now we are screwed, I made him mad. : What? This insolence! How dare you! You miserable girls! I will end your pitiful bland and pathetic life! Grrr, taste this super hextech minigun M65!

Viktor eyes are burning with rage, he aims at Riven and Ahri and shoot a lot of bullets. Ahri and Riven try to dodge but they won’t be able to continue for a long time.

: Ahhh! They are so many!! : God, thanks he is bad at aiming! We are going to dieeeeee!

But fortunately for our spies, the exoskeleton stopped shooting. Irelia reached the battery and shut it down with the magnetic hairbrush but the brush also caused serious problems and now the exoskeleton was going to explode in a few seconds. Viktor was crying inside of his machine.

: What I happening? Noooo my exoskeleton! I worked so hard on it! Screw you honestly! : You shouldn’t have lowered your guards Viktor! : Irelia! You saved us! : It’s wasn’t too early… God next time do it faster! : A simple “thank you” would have been fine Ahri. : Ok “thank you Irelia”. : No problem, now we must quit this room before this machine explodes.

Our three spies leave the laboratory in a hurry. A few second after, a big explosion happened and destroyed a big part of the laboratory. A big grey smoke was preventing our three spies to see if Viktor escaped or no, but he managed to survive with his special body. He was coughing but he wasn’t that harmed. He still had resources and he didn’t want to surrender.

: What a big explosion, do you think he survived it? : I don’t know, let’s wait a little bit until this smoke disappear. : He is not human, I’m sure he has survived. : Look the smoke is vanishing, do you see this shadow? I guess you are right Ahri. : I’m ready to fight! : Wait a little bit Riven, maybe he will hold the white flag. : Grrr, you think you have won? I will never surrender! You managed to destroy my lab, my machine, my army of robots but you won’t manage to arrest me! I’m going to siphon you till death! : Ok Riven, Ahri, look like he had not enough.

Viktor got up and was holding his Hex core, a hextech wand which could blast big dangerous lasers and more.

: This jewel never disappointed me, maybe my machine wasn’t ready, but this weapon will send you to hell!

Viktor fired a chaotical laser towards our spies so quickly. Our girls were almost hit and took by surprise. Viktor smiled and conjured a gravity field. The gravity became strange and like on the moon. Our girls were flying from the floor and losing control of their movements.

: What the heck? I’m levitating in the airs. : Yeah me too, what is this big purple field? : He is preparing something, be careful. I’m going to rush him down!

Irelia took her blades and managed to fly correctly due to her blade, used like a surfboard. She was heading toward Viktor at the speed of light, but she slammed herself against a shield. Viktor was protecting himself with a little force field. Irelia fall and tried to get up but Viktor attacked and siphoned her with a propeller. His Hex core shined, and his next attack blasted Irelia so hard that she was screened out of the gravity field.

: Irelia!! : Oh my god! : Hahaha!! Look at the power if my perfect Hextech core! Now it’s your turn! You will face the same fate as your friend!

Viktor was approaching Ahri and Riven who couldn’t move properly since they were levitating. Viktor prepared his weapon to shoot another laser but suddenly, a big force hit him and pulled him back. Irelia didn’t want to surrender and she wasn’t defeated.

: I won’t let you hurt my friends! : Irelia! You are alive! : Thanks god I was worried. : Grrr, how you survived my blast? Pff, you look like half death anyways, another blast should kill you! : Hey Ahri, I’m sick of flying like this! I’m going to destroy this device on the floor! This thing is probably the reason of why we can’t move properly. : Yeah, since we are levitating, this thing is here.

Riven reformed her blade and slashed the air to hit the device. The gravity field faded, and our spies could move again.

: Now Viktor, prepare to face us all! We are 3 against 1! : Prepare your butts, because you are going to cry! : You are so pathetic! Fine, I have no choice but to use my ultimate spell. You should have stayed home, now it’s too late…

Viktor conjured a storm above our girls. Lightning was rising through the clouds. The storm was growing above our spies and they couldn’t run to escape it.

: He can control the weather now? This time I don’t know how we are going to dodge this attack, we can’t escape the thunderstorm, it’s too big. : Irelia, what are we going to do? : I’m thinking about an idea. : Fast please, the lightning can strike us anytime! : Hey girls, I watched a magic show last week and there was a boy in a metal cage. He was protected by lightning or something like that. : Riven, you are a genius! It’s called a “Faraday cage”! By having metal around us, we can protect us from lightning. : But we don’t have a metal cage Irelia. : But we have blades and a big sword made into metal. And I can make them fly. Girls, regroup, come close to each other please. Riven repair your broken blade, I need it full please. : Yeah Irelia, I’m repairing it!

Ahri and Riven came next to Irelia. She took her blade and Riven sword and make them fly with Riven sword in the middle who would work like a lightning rod and the blades of Irelia around Riven sword. Irelia was twirling her blades because lightning was attracted to what moves. Ahri used her magical orb too above Riven sword and was twirling it to attract lightning. In a nick of time, our spies managed to create a perfect Faraday cage who would protect them from Viktor thunderstorm. The first lightning hit Riven sword and was stopped. The others were hitting Irelia blade or Riven big sword and some lightning hit the orb but did nothing. Viktor was watching them with anger inside of him. He walked in the thunderstorm zone, protected by his special hextech suit with the intention of attacking since they were protecting themselves and couldn’t fight.

: Grr, what a pain in the asss! Not only you manage to destroy my lab, my precious assistant Bliztcrank, my army of robots and my machine and my forcefield but you are going to survive my super attack? No way! I can’t let you survive my thunderstorm! I will grill your skin with my Hex core! You should never have tried to stop my glorious evolution! : Fck! Irelia he is approaching us, he wants to use his laser against us, what are we going to do? We can’t fight without our weapons! : Ok girls, I remember the range of his laser. I will tell you when we will need to break our stance and we will need to rush toward him and destroy his wand. His “hex core” is probably what make this thunderstorm exist. If we break it, maybe it’s will disappear. : Alright Irelia, I’m waiting your order! : Me too, tell me when to go, I’ll go in spirit rush!

Viktor approached and his Hex core was shining. Irelia frowned her eyebrows, she was counting inside of her head. Suddenly, she shouted and rushed to Viktor.

: Go!!! Now!!!

Ahri and Riven dashed and dodged the lightning. The Faraday cage was broken, and they only had a small couple of second before being electrocuted. Irelia was the fastest and she reached Viktor so fast that he hadn’t time to shield himself. She took her blades and sliced the Hex core, breaking the thunderstorm and leaving Viktor disarmed.

: Now the game is lost for you Viktor! : What? My Hex core! Nooooooooooo, it’s can’t be! You can’t have sliced my precious Hex core! Argg, dam you, stupid females, I hate you!

Ahri and Riven came next to Irelia. Viktor was looking at his precious Hex core, destroyed. Ahri, angered by Viktor behavior, decided to slap him. Then, our three spies made Viktor fall in the floor and walked on his back with their shoes.

: Sorry Viktor but this feeling is so great. Walking on the back of someone you beaten is refreshing. : You deserve to suffer after everything you made us endure. : Yeah we won against our first enemy as spies! Congrats girls! : I swear I will have my revenge on you! Fine, you won this round, but I will escape from prison, I will find your home and I will plan a perfect attack on you three and on Jayce and Caitlyn too! : Keep your saliva for the judges Viktor. You will need it.

Our spies handcuffed Viktor and came back to Caitlyn office with him.

: Congrats spies! You made a good job catching this dangerous psychopath. Jayce has prepared a special cell for him. : Thanks, you Caitlyn, it’s wasn’t easy, but we made it. Our first mission was exciting. : Grr, do you think a special cell will stop me? Fools! You can’t stop the glorious evolution! I’m going to escape, and I will turn everyone into metal. This is humanity fate! : Shut up Viktor, your “glorious evolution” will never happen. Turning people into robots? No way! As long I’m alive, I won’t let you destroy the humanity! : Pff Jayce you stupid and arrogant jerk, I’m not planning to destroy humanity, I want to improve humanity. Human flesh is a weakness, emotions are weaknesses but with technology, we can eradicate those weaknesses. : Oh yeah and do you asked for humanity permission before doing it? You are a mad psychopath Viktor, but I made a special cell for you. You will never escape from it and I’ll be watching you. : Grrr, I swear you better watch me carefully because if I escape, I’ll rip off your dirty mouth Jayce! : It’s lame Viktor, stop this behavior or I’m going to call someone to calm you. : Oh, miss hat is talking… Like I care about your person, nobody will calm me! : Ok, Vi please, we need you! Viktor insulted me and Jayce. : What? Can I kick his face? : Yeah, beat him but he needs to stay alive ok? : Alright boss. : Hey what are you going to do? No, no, don’t punch me helpppppp!! : Poor Viktor, being beaten by a girl with solid punches. : Yeah that too bad, but he deserved it. : And now, here your rewards girls: The SPP offer you a big and luxurious apartment in a beautiful street. You will have a view on a big part of the city because it’s inside of a skyscraper. You also have a pool, a gym room and a big cinema TV. Also, here your credits cards. You have 2500 bucks on it to make shopping or something else. : Wow, thanks you! It’s so cool! : Have a good day girls! You can rest for now but be ready for another mission in a few days. : At your orders chief!

Caitlyn activate a trap and send our three girls in their luxurious apartment. Irelia, Ahri and Riven were glowing with happiness. Exhausted by their mission, they decided to go to bed and sleep. Tomorrow, they took their credits cards and made shopping but Akali was on their way.

: What the heck? How can you buy all those clothes? You aren’t rich! : Oh, hello miss ninja, things changed now, we made a lot of money. : And we are living on a luxurious apartment on one of the famous streets of Piltover. : Now excuse us but we have business to do. We wouldn’t want to lose time with someone like you. : Yeah goodbye, oh by the way you can have these striped stocks. I found them in a dirty flea market. When I saw them, I thought about you. They are ugly, smelly and not fashion, exactly like you. You know I love to give to poor and you like stripped stocks, so I give them to you. Goodbye! : What? How dare you!! I will kill you three! It’s can’t be! You can’t be rich! What kind of job are you doing? Grrrr! : Nice Ahri, you made her mad. : Haha yeah, she turned from green to red. : You know what girls? I think we can fight a lot of enemies, but no one will be worse than Akali. : Yeah you are right, she is irrecoverable. : Haha, so true. : Hey look! 50% reduction on fashion boots, I want to try these! Let’s go! : Ahri… : Don’t try to stop her Irelia, you can’t stop a shopping addict. : Yeah, she is irrecoverable too.

END of the first chapter.