Skin Suggestion: Alternative Reality Amumu

What if instead of being lonely, Amumu was the most popular champion in the game? All the newspapers talk about his mummy-rags-to-riches success, he has to wear sunglasses to protect his eyes from the flashes of the ever present paparazzi, and everyone's flattered that he'd take the time to spend more time with him (via ultimate and bandage toss).

One of the biggest challenges for a skin like this is that every animation has to change:

• His walk can't be this timid little waddle, it has to have more flair to it than that. Maybe throw in a happy little dance move every once in a while, like a little side step slide.
• His bandage toss can't look like a desperate attempt to get close to someone, it has to be more of a one handed affectionate gesture. I'm imagining a gesture similar to how you'd wrap your arm around the waist of your date, or clasp a good friend's shoulder as you wrap your arm around them.
• Despair is hard to figure out. Music related pulses makes for a good visual AoE, but doesn't fit very well with the generic "popular" theme and feels more like a pop-star.
• Tantrum's already basically a break-dance move, just make it look like he's doing it intentionally and ramp up the style points.
• I think Curse of the Sad Mummy should have some sort of play off of a paparazzi, with camera flashes everywhere, but I'm not quite sure where to go with it beyond that.

Anyway, curious what you guys think about the idea.