VS Event: Car Salesman Tahm Kench VS Car Salewoman Illaoi

Neamean·Apr 3, 2019·6 votes·4,679 views

With Variant skin for Corki and Rumble. Like the PJ Starguadian.

One Variant support Tahm and the other Illaoi.

5 Comments

AIQApr 3, 20197 votes

TahmKench : This vehicle here is, the culmination of fine craftsmanship and exquisite engineering. Observe this pamphlet about all its wonderful attributes and luxurious features. With no issues at all, I'll sell this to you for $7000.

Shyvana : The Blue Book value is $6500.

TahmKench : Only for ones that are not nearly in as fine condition as this one.

Shyvana : It says on Car-Fax that this thing has been in 4 accidents.

TahmKench : I uhh... Well... clears throat I assure you Ma'dam that the refurbishments this particular vehicle underwent are by the most reputable mechanics and quality is all the produce.

Shyvana : Jose and Jones repair shop?

TahmKench : Fine $6000...

Shyvana : Is that tire flat?

TahmKench : $5500

Shyvana : What's wrong with the back door?

TahmKench : You know what, we have another model of exceptional quality....

Illaoi : Listen to me, you do not seek the car, the car seeks you. Listen to it as it speaks to you..

Graves : I don't hear anything.

Illaoi : It's not about whether or not this car is missing a few part, rather if while you are in it you feel one with the road, in motion, and harmony.

Graves : Wait what parts is she missin?

Illaoi : Allow me to demonstate... (Gets in)

Graves : Wait it the blazin, did somethin just crack?

Illaoi : Listen to me, you want this car, for only 4000.

Graves : Uhhh... no sweetheart I sure don't.

Illaoi : Hahaha... (puts hands on shoulders) quietly Yes you do.

Graves : Yeah course darling... 4200 was it? Sure thing!

Sorry popped into my head while I was up voting this.

3TWarriorApr 4, 20192 votes

Blitzcrank I'm looking for a replacement for one of my skins, too many miles, too much use of W...42 million times I think

(I don't remember what his car skin or train skin was named )

AIQApr 4, 20191 votes

Lol, Used "Skin"Salesman Tahm/Illioai. Riot we need this to happen!

3TWarriorApr 4, 20191 votes

graves jinx

other than that though, why would any champion be a car-salesperson ? what would define them as a that? it would basically just be a title since none of their kits or models fit with a car

NeameanApr 4, 20191 votes

For Tahm Kench it would be because of his persuasive VO and Illaoi would be wacky flatable arm men as her tentacles.