Buffen, The Angriest Champion

Passive: When Buffen takes damage from champions and monsters, he gains 12 ( + 1 x level) armor and magic resist, and 35 movement speed for 5 seconds. This effect can stack infinitely. At 450 movement speed or higher, he periodically knocks enemies up around him for 0.5 seconds, every 2 seconds, dealing 25 + 6 x level damage.

Q: Buffen rears up, walking back 250 units over 1 second, and then charges at 700 movement speed for up to 2 seconds. He can be loosely steered during this time (think ). Upon impacting an enemy champion, they will be dealt damage and stunned for 0.5 seconds, and Buffen will stop charging and trample the area around him, dealing damage every second for 3 seconds. **IMPACT DAMAGE: 75/125/175/225/285 + 200% BONUS AD TRAMPLE DAMAGE PER SECOND: 15/35/55/75/95 + 30% BONUS AD COOLDOWN: 17/15/13/11/9 **

W: Buffen gains bonus attack speed for 3 seconds whenever he attacks. Attack speed gained this way can bring him past the attack speed limit. This ability can be activated to restore a percentage of his missing health over 2 seconds. ATTACK SPEED PER HIT: 25% ATTACK SPEED CAP: 3.0/3.5/4.0/4.5/5.0 HEALTH RESTORED: 10%/15%/20%/25%/30% of missing health. COOLDOWN: 10/9/8/7/6

E: After a 0.75 second delay, Buffen punches in an area in front of him. All units hit take damage and are knocked back. If they hit a wall, they will take extra damage and be slowed by 50% for 2 seconds. RANGE: 475 WIDTH: 250 DAMAGE: 15/65/115/165/215 + 100% AD WALL IMPACT DAMAGE: 15/65/115/165/215 KNOCKBACK DISTANCE: 350/450/550/650/750 COOLDOWN: 17/16/15/14/13

R: Buffen leaps to a target location over 1.5 second, dealing damage in a 500 AoE based on missing health. If a champion is hit, the cooldown is reduced by 50%. **RANGE: 1000/1500/2000 DAMAGE: 175/350/500 + 30% OF MISSING HEALTH COOLDOWN: 250/150/50 **

And to top it off, yes. He's manaless. I've successfully crafted a champion that is a better verson of every bruiser. Cannot be kited. Cannot be dueled. Outsustains everyone. Wave clears like mad. Duels Dragon at level 2. I looked at lots of champions and made better versions of their abilities. His kit may not seem cohesive, but it's pretty thematic. Q is based on Rammus, Sion, Hecarim, Alistar. W is based on Volibear, Olaf, Rengar, Mundo. E is based on Poppy and Mega Gnar. R is based on Garen and Pantheon.

Lore-wise, I don't know. He's Alistar's dad. And Alistar went up to his dad and said Vayne kited him. Now he's come to avenge his boy. Now how awful would it be if Riot released a champion like this?