TROLL CHAMPION

Concept: I know it'd be a lot of work, but wouldn't it be great if Riot had a champion that you could play that wa sliterally designed to troll people (and I'm talking worse than teemo) this champions isn't balanced (for the most part) but is existent only to annoy everybody but the person playing him.

Passive: for every 100 health missing, Kyle gains 3% attack damage. (yes, that means building a bunch of health and attack damage makes you hard to kill and gives you tons of damage)

Q- Clone- Kyle spawns a clone that moves randomly. Enemies that attack the clone are slowed by 10/20/30/40/50%. Kyle can have up to three clones. (the clones don't die via time limit so four myles could join a team fight and you'd have no idea which one to hit)

W- Camper- Kyle hunkers down and turns invisible. Kyle cannot move until deactivating this ability, but gains bonus range and attack damage. Kyle then passively increases his attack damage the longer he stays still. Upon deactivation, Kyle loses his attack damage and the stacks reset. (if you're really willing to wait you can hid in the bushes near mid lane and your max range would be long enough to hit almost everywhere on the map with shot amore powerful than caitlyn ults without a channel time)

E- Ragequit- Kyle switches positions with a teammate. (Supposed to be use to put your teammates in harms way and save yourself, but you can use it to switch your caught squishy carry with your giant cho'gath)

R- Are you injured, I don’t know- Kyle sends out a pulse of energy dealing massive damage to an enemy champion. Enemies cannot see how much health they lost or if they lost any at all, but Kyle and his allies can. (I GOT HIT BY A VEL'KOZ LASER!....I think. But my whole team got hit and we weren't close to each other, so which one did he hit. Why can't I see my health bar?)