Extremely Original Champion Concept (so innovative!) Ikroc, the Flying Yordle Wizard Who is Not Dead
Passive: Sparkliness Ikroc's basic attacks are so sparkly that they hurt the eyes of the enemy, if they have them, dealing extra true damage.
Q: Potassium Blast Ikroc conjures a mighty and very sparkly explosion of potassium at short to medium range that deals magic damage in an area. Enemies hit become so full of potassium that they positively glow, and are thus revealed for 4 seconds.
W: Flying Wizard Powers Ikroc glides gracefully but with the great haste befitting a flying wizard as busy as Ikroc is to a location, and the ground over which he thereby travels become so fucking pizza that, for a time afterwards, it actually deals magic damage per second to those who walk over it.
E: Non-Wizard Ability unimportant
R: Ridiculously Magnificent Bombardment of Wizard Projectiles Upon the Unsuspecting Peasant Enemy Ikroc fires a mighty wizard projectile towards a targeted location at long range that will collide with the first enemy it hits, dealing sparkly magic damage in an area. Ikroc can store up to 7 mighty wizard projectiles at a time, and generates new ones at short intervals designed to allow maximum peasantry sparkliness. Every 3rd wizard projectile will be Unexpectedly Large, dealing 50% more damage in a broader radius than the other projectiles which are not as bombastic, or sparkly.
Please make this a champion.
TARIC Doesn't need the competition!!! he has it hard enough as it is! :P :P 