what the fuck did you just fucking say about morde you little bitch

Now what in John's name did you just meme about Morde, you smelly diaper? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in high school, and I have over 300 confirmed deaths to AP skarner mid, and I almost made silver last season. I am trained in copypasta editing and I’m the top flamer in the entire EU West. You are nothing to me but just another teemo main. I will ban you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit about Morde over the Internet? You just got beaned, moron. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mains across the Boards and our game is being spectated right now so you better prepare for the dragon, winkie-breath. I just took dragon and now i'm going to go make it kill minions. I'm 30 gold richer, kiddo. My dragon can be anywhere, anytime, and it can kill minions in over seven hundred places, and that’s just for the next 45 seconds. Not only is it extensively trained in going "rrRRAWGH", but I have access to the entire arsenal of this "black metal" playlist i found on youtube and I will use it to its full extent to, as they say, "Mace of Space," your face in, you Kidfolk of the Ghast. If only you could have known what Cipher of DaVinci -- fellow mains -- your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have warded your fucking river. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying 75 gold, you bourgie scum. My dragon will shit fire all over you and you will drown in it. It's fucking dead, nevermind.