So i trolled a guy by shouting "SHURIMA!!!!"

Wumachine··52 votes·3,838 views

We were in class, on the laptops, doing our work, and i notice this guy slacking off in the corner, leaning on his chair whilst browsing azir's wiki page, it wasn't dead silence, some background noise just loud enough so the teacher wouldn't notice me when i shouted "SHURIMA!!!!", the guy fell off his chair and everyone laughed at him :>

75 Comments

SS Enforcer12 votes

Everyone beware. This is not a test. The whiteknighting...

HAS BEGUN.

SSW10 votes

noob should've warded the back of the classroom. no map awareness.

The Lexer1 votes

The ganks too op

SlytherMinn6 votes

And when he snaps from your bullying, guess who he'll target first?

Hupsis48 votes

Shurima?

idoki5 votes

Azir YOUR EMPEROR HAS RETURNED! SHURIMA!

Vistha Kai2 votes

The Shurima is given!

A Miss Fortune1 votes

Nasus?

Gorgiolio25 votes

How in the fucking world is that bullying? If I pinch a kid am I a bully? Hell, I guess anything I do nowadays is bullying.

B1naryB0t8 votes

Speaking as a high school student, I nearly got suspended for literally walking past a kid. No looking, no touching, just walking by him.

Daedalus8715 votes

Dick move bro.

waki11 votes

Too inappropriate!

redbull papi2 votes

Speaking as a high school instructor, there is almost definitely more to this story

B1naryB0t2 votes

Nope. I walked by him to class every day, he said I'm intimidating (6'4" freshman I can't help not being intimidating to Mr. 5'6") and reported it as a case of bullying. School has BS "Zero Tolerance" policy and nearly suspended me. Only when I complained did they take the time to see it was BS. The guy later went on to switch schools and say that my school ignores bullying.

Tis a nice day10 votes

I guess if you do it hard enough till he bleeds while berating his existence yes, but yelling SHURIMA!!! is far from that.

Gavran2 votes

Yeah, being a dick and pinching a dude in a harassing way is. Being a dick and harassing someone in anyway is, really.

Gorgiolio1 votes

How do you pinch someone in a "harassing way." -_-

Gavran1 votes

It's possible to pinch someone pretty hard. And if you do that often, more than once after they tell you not to, etc.

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

Pinch their butt, that's how.

... We might not be thinking of the same kind of harassment

SEKAI3 votes

You're such a dick lol, who dares if someone is slacking off in class, it's not like you're doing any better anyway.

Although I do believe everything before universities should be a second nature to most people since the things covered within primary to high school aren't all that hard, and failing to motivate studying is both the student and the teacher's fault, hence I won't say this guy is completely innocent or something like that.

But still, making fun out of him in front of the whole class is to me, just a very silly thing to do. He isn't doing any harm to anybody anyway, just off on the side doing his own little things, you on the other hand, are.

nomeL13 votes

This was meant to be a joke.

SEKAI1 votes

[{quoted}](name=One Lemon,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=s4TBhX5d,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2015-05-09T12:16:03.175+0000)

This was meant to be a joke.

I know of the "SHURIMA!" cry thing, don't know where it originated but it has gained its popularity for whatever reason.

But since I personally didn't detect the joke alert from the OP I simply took the assumption that it's either true or a made up story trying to sound true. Hence I wrote my post like that.

But hey if it's meant to be a joke "HAHAHAHAHA"

Oh well.

Ice Weasel X19 votes

{quoted}

I know of the "SHURIMA!" cry thing, don't know where it originated but it has gained its popularity for whatever reason.

But since I personally didn't detect the joke alert from the OP I simply took the assumption that it's either true or a made up story trying to sound true. Hence I wrote my post like that.

But hey if it's meant to be a joke "HAHAHAHAHA"

Oh well.

You haven't played Azir, have you? He doesn't shut up about Shurima. I don't think any champ's lines trigger as often as his do.

terkmc16 votes

He says Shurima more than Draven says Draven

XeroKimo11 votes

{quoted}

He says Shurima more than Draven says Draven

And we're still waiting on the results of an all out battle on who says their favorite line more...

Garen DEMACIA! Azir SHURIMA! Garen DEMACIA! Azir SHURIMA! Garen DEMACIA! Azir SHURIMA!

Daedalus8711 votes

Fun fact: Azir started as an update for Sandstorm Garen.

XeroKimo1 votes

But what if...... Sandstorm Garen was an update for Azir?

OMFG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

DrCyanide1 votes

I honestly think the only way to stay sane while playing Azir is to turn off Character Voices.

Gavran1 votes

I take it you're saying that joining him in saying Shurima all the time is not staying insane.

And in that case I SHURIMA!!!!!

Wumachine10 votes

he was laughing with us wtf?

SEKAI2 votes

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he was laughing with us wtf?

What would you do in that situation, immediately up and rek the shiet out of the guy who made fun out of you in front of the whole class? This just goes to show that he is at least decent in his manners and how he approach things.

If this story is to be believed, and you still walk off like you have no responsibility or any sense of "yerr maybe I was a little overboard", man, you're such a bully yo.

Wumachine18 votes

First off, you weren't there, second, you think like a little bitch, OH NOE WE LAUGHED AT SOMEONE WHO FELL OF THEIR CHAIR ITS BULLYING, you would do the same in that situation please, don't even try

SEKAI2 votes

{quoted}

First off, you weren't there, second, you think like a little bitch, OH NOE WE LAUGHED AT SOMEONE WHO FELL OF THEIR CHAIR ITS BULLYING, you would do the same in that situation please, don't even try

The falling off chair thing is nothing but a trivial matter and laughing is just a spice in life, the problem is attitude that went with the scene which is clearly demonstrated within your posts.

But hey maybe I am just a goon with such an old fashioned sense of logic and an out dated line of thought I guess.

Wumachine10 votes

But hey maybe I am just a goon with such an old fashioned sense of logic and an out dated line of thought I guess.

Yes

Wheatloaf1 votes

Trust me, old-fashioned people know how to troll on a level long forgotten to us youngsters.

Wumachine8 votes

and what attitude, do tell

SEKAI1 votes

{quoted}

and what attitude, do tell

"I trolled a guy today it felt fun, and you know what, I think he was okay with it".

The first line is ok depends on how you look at it, the second part isn't.

Wumachine12 votes

wow you are such a little bitch

Anidan3 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXiAayQ8KRA

That video felt relevant for reasons fairly obvious.

"Such a bitch."

Wumachine15 votes

"I trolled a guy today it felt fun, and you know what, I think he was okay with it".

No i knew he was ok with it, you're literally making baseless assumptions, you weren't there, stop trying to make me out as the bad guy, you're just making a fool of yourself

Auz the Ripper10 votes

Dear sir, I apologize to point this out, but you appear to have a cylindrical wooden object lodged in your rectum perpendicular to the natural flow of your intestines. I may be presumptuous in this assumption, but I feel that you may be more comfortable, and indeed agreeable, if this object were oriented correctly and then removed. Have a nice day

Tis a nice day1 votes

perpetual "perpendicular"

Auz the Ripper6 votes

Ah, thank you my good man for enlightening me of this oversight so I may rectify it

rtbf2112795182 votes

I love the anal pun at the end. That's great.

Tis a nice day3 votes

He never made fun of the guy. Guy (unintentionally) made fun of himself.

SEKAI1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tis a nice day,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=s4TBhX5d,comment-id=00000004,timestamp=2015-05-10T02:26:50.498+0000)

He never made fun of the guy. Guy (unintentionally) made fun of himself.

The problem I ran into with the OP was that he was in no position to judge or make fun out of the guy in the first place, at least not with the mindset he has. Because he was just as bad as him by not paying attention to the class while wandering off to see what this guy was up to in his corner, hence in one way or another it simply made OP worse in comparison to the person he was trying to ridicule for "misbehaviour" or whatever you call it.

I know it's just a simple slice of life daily laugh sort of thing, I get it, HaHa? Let's be real who laughs at this, especially after knowing what it really was behind the scene? Yes the motive and the methodology are entirely subjected to personal opinions, but imho the sentiment involved aren't.

I am in some level disturbed by OP's attitude on the matter where he simply refuses to admit or claim responsibility of the scene that he himself caused and instead tossed it on top of the guy saying "yeah he was fine with it". I mean what can he do in that situation besides laughing with the crowd, rage and storm out of the classroom in tears?

It's simply both hypocritical and irresponsible on OP's part.

At least say, Batman admits that he is a bad guy/outlaw/criminal by using excessive physical violence to hunt down other criminals, OP on the other hand, is the opposite.

I personally will not change my stance on this subject.

Kaipop3 votes

"Let's be real who laughs at this." Everyone but you.

SEKAI1 votes

{quoted}

"Let's be real who laughs at this." Everyone but you.

Not when I know the full picture of this particular comedy incident, I just can't bring myself to laugh at this.

I would laugh when I see something clever, I would also laugh when I see something very stupid, but when it's just plain stupid, I would just stop laughing.

The Lexer2 votes

So saying one word that is funny....

...means you are a dick who makes fun of someone in front of an entire class.

Do you ever laugh? I wouldn't even care if it was me falling out of the chair that would still be funny!

SEKAI1 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Lexer,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=s4TBhX5d,comment-id=00000006,timestamp=2015-05-10T18:33:29.473+0000)

So saying one word that is funny....

...means you are a dick who makes fun of someone in front of an entire class.

Do you ever laugh? I wouldn't even care if it was me falling out of the chair that would still be funny!

Nobody gets what I am talking about I guess,

If someone trolled me and made me fell off a chair, would I laugh? Of course.

But when the person who trolled me refuses to take responsibility/acknowledgement of doing the act or at least admitting that "yeah it wasn't nice but it was a guilty pleasure", but instead he would say "yer I see you bad so I can play the judge with you even though I'm just as bad, but hey, I mean you're fine with it right?"

That is what I absolutely despise. If you wanna screw me over, fine I can take that I can play along, but be responsible or at the very least fkn remember it after you've done so. The attitude OP has is the very example of not being a funny dude but simply a dick.

But hey no one gets what I am saying, at least OP would never get it now that's for sure, seeing how big the balloon of his ego has been inflated within this post by this point.

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