Sack O' 'Tatoes(Item Concept)
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Sack O’ ‘Tatoes{BP: 1150 G)
Cost: 1150 G
+1 Attack Damage
+1 Ability Power
+1% Crit Chance
+1% Lifesteal
+1 Armor
+1 Magic Resist
+100% Deliciousness
+Unique Passive: Bountiful Tato Farmer - Start with 10 potatoes. Standing idle(even while basic attacking) builds up charges. At 100 charges, gain a Tato stack, up to 15 Tato stacks.
+Unique Active: Wrathful Farmer - Upon activation, throw a potato in a target direction up to 600 units. Each Potato deals 15(+5% Armor)(+5% Magic Resist) true damage. 3 second cooldown between each throw.
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