Zac's quotes

Flashes·5/12/2018, 11:41:13 PM·1 votes·707 views

To me, Zac's quotes just have an innuendo feel to them. Here are some of the reasons:

Attacking:

"This is gonna get messy."

"Hey, sorry about the pain."

"Beat up or beat down? I'm flexible."

Movement:

"Why thanks! I do work out."

"I'm not as squishy as I look."

"There's plenty of me to go around."

"I could really use a snack right now."

"It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look!"

I understand that a lot of these fit into the context of a gooey humanoid. It's just that the wording seems slightly flirtatious and they fit into innuendos really easily, compared to the rest of the cast of the league of legends. Except for Ahri, because she's supposed to have sex and stuff.

Some specific lines on other champs are quite obviously supposed to be slightly sexual though.

Tristana "Is that a rocket in your pocket?" Tryndamere "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm." Ashe "Check out my curves. I was talking about the bow." Ahri At least half of her lines, including her death noise. Especially in Japanese. Xayah and Rakan: Rakan: "When are we going to do this?" Xayah: "Soon, baby. Slow down."

Rakan: "What do you want to do later?" Xayah: "I can think of something."

Xayah: "You're cute today!" Rakan: "Eyes on the prize, baby."

Xayah: "Woo, shake those tail feathers, baby!" Rakan: "I am not a piece of meat."

They have way too many quotes im not doing this shit

There are more examples I'm just too lazy to find them.

1 Comments

Fondling Gems5/13/2018, 3:38:52 AM2 votes

Fun fact of the day!

Did you know Zac's sound effects were made by throwing a condom filled with wet dog food against the wall?

Now that I have either ruined or perfected Zac for you, time to take my leave.