Write a haiku for your favorite champion
Let's see if we can get a haiku thread going. I'll start.
Thorns and Vines surround
You seem to be in trouble
There's no escape now.
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Yutaura!~ Nahtar!~
The Meeps helped.
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Alone in the Void Kassadin is my father Where is he at tho
My kit was OP
So they nerfed me to the ground
I don't exist now
You might be blinded
But you'll always see my sin
Being a Satan
And the last one:
When someone has sinned
I am there for the stoning
THROW ANOTHER ROCK
The cold words sing soft the night's closing moments lapse feel the song of death.
Beast with no engage, Squishy champ gets way too close, Cries out for a nerf.
Let all who breath die
Bring about a baleful end
Give them peace with death
The Freljord is mine Trespassers in my kingdom I'll show them frostbite.
They put me in chains
now I use them to teach Zaun
what strength truly means
I am a weapon
to keep the machine running
which is Piltover
"Jhin The Fast"
When writing of speed Some lines become overused It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
What the fuck, haiku? What do you want out of me? I'll never write one
Strength of a tempest, Compassion like no other, The bringer of hope
In the fields of dread
A thousand crows are watching
They can sense your fear.
Right before the end
The very last thing you hear
One resonant "Boop"
As the sun rises
Over a forgotten land
The emperor wakes
Rolling to battle
Each one a new adventure
We must towerdive
Feathers fly, I cry. Bird I am, purple and red. How about a dance?
I shielded you.
It's not like i wanted to,
You made me do it.
Space dragon, behold!
Lo, even with shrimpy legs
Fuckin' majestic
My ultimate is-
Nevermind, just got reworked
Don't play me in bronze
Beyond mountain veil
A warrior pantheon
The Spear of Targon
Ok,
They see me chargin,
They fleeing I'm fast boi,
Predator is fun.
All the boys want me,
Can not handle my pleasure,
Leave unsatisfied.
Damn it Apollo, Should not have gone to asia, This is not awesome
I was in alpha!
Rito brings back AP Yi
Pentakills galore
Your fate will be sealed.
The Terror Beneath the Sands
You Cannot Escape
Nightly I slither
Let me petrify your heart
Our love is poison
Do you want to move? But I happen to have Q. And now you are dead.
[sg-miss-fortune]
A Haiku is 5,7,5 people.
Tired, Ancient, Half-Dead, Undying for the waters, Still, I come for you
From the brush i stalk
Ult gives you a heart attack
Get rekt, adc
They actually eat meat my respec has grown for this predator.
60 minutes in,
I have 10,000 stacks now,
Prepare for your doom.
That's my ADC Stop trying to kill him, please GET IN MAH BELLY!
A big fat headshot
Running away won't help you
360 noscope
Hunter of the night
Also really likes ice cream
No one else will know
Charging my laser
Focus on the enemy
A Double Rainbow
Stepping in shadow,
You fear them, as they linger,
Your demise follows.
They invaded us
But into the Vanguard's edge
Now they're all dead
Time, I Must Rewind,
With Ult, A Fight You Lost This
Time, I Must Rewind
With A Cyclone's Sweep
I Have Knocked You Off Your Feet
Wu-Dong You Won't Beat
Idk, I don't do Haikus...and apparently I have a rhyming problem.
Dashes and deceit
Mirror, Mirror on the wall
Who should I burst next?
Get of my land, scum, or I will murder your ass and feed it to Skaarl!
days in practice tool
mastering the shy combo
im silver trash LUL
I can end your life
With the press of a button
Just let me stack first
The End is coming near You can't stop them Oblivion Awaits