Conductor Azir

I was extremely bored one day, and being a band geek (TRUMPET 4 LIFE!) and being inspired by a Violinist skin idea I briefly scrolled past (good idea whoever designed that), I decided to try and see what band related skins I could come up with. I came up with quite a few ideas, most of which were very bad. However, I eventually struck up an idea that seemed perfect....Conductor Azir. He and his soldiers could be outfitted in concert appropriate suits, his staff could be a baton, the sand particles could be music notes and sheet music, and the sand soldiers could be playing trombone. Instead of stabbing people with spears, the soldiers just bonk people with their trombone slides as they play notes. Also, trombones could work very well because you could push the slide out a little bit for foes close by and extend it all the way for enemies in the soldier's maximum attack range. Bonus points if the trombone players are actually playing notes that correspond with how far out their slide has gone. Azir's ult could be a bunch of musicians holding music stands to make the wall or tubas with their bells being the wall. I'd think it'd be great if you model the musicians holding different instruments. His shield would surround him with sheet music. His passive is a bit trickier, but I think it'd be great if it could be a musician playing an instrument, (say a trumpet, more trombones, or really anything that feels like it can be aimed. A clarinet could work, but something like a flute would be more awkward.) and the notes the musician plays are what damage units. Well, that's the extent of what I came up with. I'd love to hear feedback on this. Sorry if I ramble a bit or if this is too much of a wall of text, this is my first forum post. Decided to stop commenting on others work and give own post a try. If someone else has already had this idea, it's just a coincidence of great minds thinking alike.

tldr; You know you want trombone soldiers bonking people with their slides.