Unmade skin: Bad Dad Singed

So I was reading a humorous blog post recently, and I came up with a skin idea that will never be made: Bad Dad Singed

Passive: unchanged Q: Singed farts out a cloud of poison gas, poisoning everything it touches W: Singed blows his nose, creating a pool of snot at target location E: Unchanged R: Singed drinks a Monster and the resulting caffeine high explains the steroid