Expanding the Omega Squad

"Teemo, I want to join the Omega Squad." "Why do you want that?" "You'll need fire support, and you're my friend." "Sounds good." "Hey, if Tristana joins so do I!" "What?!?" "I'm not doing this because I like you. I'm doing this because I don't want you getting close to her when I'm not around. You can't complain, you need a field mechanic anyway." "pfft. Fine." "You're gonna need air support, son! Me and my squad have you covered!" "And you'll need a demolitions expert! This is gonna be a blast! Hahahaha!" "Everyone calm down! Riot has the final say in all of this!"