Funny ways to troll in game

OK I admit, sometimes trolling (and even getting trolled) in normals is funny. My trolling is chat only so it doesn't cause harm, but it still is funny.

Disclaimer: I troll to amuse, not to annoy. My methods are harmless in terms of gameplay, meaning I give my best effort, ping my mias, and so fourth. Use them at your own risk.

-Answering rhetorocal questions the instant they are asked. When a player asks "how did I die?" The answer is always "your health points were depleted to zero." If they ask "where did the enemy jungoer come from?" The answer is "the jungle."

-Two line vocabulary. Only use two phrases all game. For example, "what do I look like?" And "Let's not go there." You will need to fill in the pregame lobby, or use team builder, because chances are, neither phrase is a role. Also make sure to not tell your team what you are doing. Use pings and all, but don't say anything outside those two lines.

-Feel free to add more stuff here. Remember, no damaging trolling please!