Millions blinded going outside while server maintenance is underway

As Riot shuts down the servers for maintenance, millions of people who would be players are forced to do something unspeakable: go outside. The result is a mass blinding from the light the sun shines that doesn't harm the civil majority. "Normally, I'd lecture them about staring at me for too long," Leona told reporters. "But they didn't at all. They just opened the door and poof! Blinded." "I can't see a thing," one player said, while facing someone else by mistake. "I bet those in EU never have this problem." The servers are scheduled to be back up at 8am PDT.