If Kim Kardashian was a champ in LOL :

Passive : Silicone buttocks

Reduces the dmg she takes from the back by 50%. Also if an enemy champ has a contact with her butts, he will be pushed a little back (like Tristana ulti but way smaller).

A : Makeup kit

Kim trows her makeup kit on a zone within a 500ua range, dealing magical dmg and create a colorful smoke for 3s who blinds enemies who enter the zone.

In the smoke, Kim regen 10/12/14/16/18 + 1% every 40 AP of her max HP per second.

Dmg : 100/140/180/220/280 + 65% total AP. Mana cost : 50/60/70/80/90 CD : 9/8,75/8,5/8,25/8s

W : Keeping up with the kardashians

Kim forces an enemy to watch her emission “Keeping up with the Kardashian” for 10 min, making him unable to attack, move, use spells… He can only stand and watch the show. The enemy can be killed during the CC but he reduces the dmg he takes by 95%.

After the CC, your enemy loses 30/35/40/45/50 of his IQ (permanently effect).

Range : 600 (targeted spell) Mana cost : 50 CD : 50/45/40/35/30s

E : Bouncing buttocks

Passive : Kim K move permanently like Zac under his ultimate, gaining 20/22,5/25/27,5/30% movespeed and stunning enemies hit for 0,75s and dealing 50/75/100/125/150 + 30% total AP dmg.

Active : Kim K movespeed is reduced by 50, she stops jumping and her butts inflate, helping her to reduce the dmg she takes from behind by 90/92/94/96/98% and she sends to her attackers 100% of the dmg they deal to her. After 1,5s, her butts deflate, increasing her movespeed by 400/450/500/550/600% for 2,75s.

She regains her passive after the MS buff.

Mana cost : 85 CD : 20/18/16/14/12s

Kourtney and Khloe to the rescue !

Kim calls her sisters to help her on the battlefield.

Her sisters are doom bots who have the same spells and stats as Kim (except ultimate). They follow Kim K, farm if she farm, otherwise not. They are aggresive and can towerdive sometimes.

Ofc, her sisters are controlled by a doom bot IA, so they have Kim K spells but in a better way (like in Doom bot mode).

They last for 20/25/30 min until they are killed.

Mana cost : 100 CD : 100/80/60s

Quotes :

"I'm ready to kick your butts" (champ select).

Dance :

Would be inspired from "Anaconda" by Nicki minaj.