Totally serious Aurelion Sol concept

So there's been a lot of speculation that the new teaser Riot dropped was for a champion that's been in the works forever called Aurelion Sol (formerly Ao Shin). Following the trends set by the company's recently released champions and reworks, I'd like to present to you a probable example of what his kit may be like.

AURELION SOL The WHO-CARES-HE'S-A-F***ING-DRAGON

Lore: One day Ao Shin was just minding his own business, doing normal dragon things ya know killing vikings and stuff then WHAM he gets shot down. Turns out it was just a lucky shot by some random yordle. Even though he leaves him horribly disabled, the yordle rubs his nose a little so it's okay. Then the yordle makes him a cool fake wing so he can fly again and help the yordles teach his village that the formerly hated Native Americans Na'Vi Dragons are actually good. This helps him bond with his single parent as you can't have a good kids story without at least one dead parent. And at the end the yordle looses a foot which nobody will remember by the second movie.

Passive - 3-hit wonder: Aurelion Sol's basic attacks and damaging abilities mark enemy champions with not-just-another-3-hit-passive. After 3 basic attacks on a marked enemy, it applies a stack of inception. At 3 stacks of inception the mark is consumed, stunning the enemy and granting Aurelion Sol movement speed. That's right, a 3 3-hit-passive passive.

Q. Puff (the magic dragon): Obligatory line-shape skill shot that's solely used to proc passive at a distance or poke.

W. FUS-RO-DAH!!!: I don't know but it deals percent health damage for some reason

E. Chasing the Dragon: Aurelion Sol castes a spell that, after a ridiculously long telegraph that your teammates still somehow manage to get hit by, creates a lasting area of effect. This area-of-effect absorbs projectiles, blocks basic attacks, stops dashes, knocks up escaping enemies, nullifies ultimates - just entirely stops the enemy from making plays.

R. insert clever reference here: Basically a mini-game of tetris

PS Yes, I know... Hiccups' mom wasn't actually dead.