I was writing a post that would change the course of human history

But then the page finished loading, refreshed the input fields for no reason and the post I was typing disappeared.

It then displayed a large trollface popup and reloaded itself in Internet Explorer 6. I think; I was too busy smashing my monitor to splinters to pay attention to what it was displaying.

I resumed browsing on my phone. As usual, it loaded the text at the very end after a long pause (I suspect that the board is mining bitcoins during this time), waiting for my mobile connection to drop out so it could display a fullly functional thread with empty posts and laugh at me.

A quick invocation to the God of Forbidden Light prevented this, but I found myself suddenly logged out when the page finished loading. After taking a Virgin Chrono trip back to 2014 I entered my username, password and captcha, an effortless procedure if you zoom out a bit which causes the login box to slide off the screen and into your lap. All you have to do is fill it out by hand and insert it back into your phone, which is much easier than trying to decipher a microscopic captcha on a phone screen. Good job, Riot! Despite this, it still returned an error that lied that my username or password was incorrect. Nasty little errorses. I tried it again and received an "Internal Server Error". The browser then crashed, taking down the human genome analysis plugin running in another tab. I was this close to curing cancer.

My computer is a Microsoft with 4770 motherboards, 16 gigabricks of ramen and a Type-R 280 game chip with two turbofans, and my phone has so much Chrome that its manufacturer pays royalties to Harley Earl's estate. Can you help me cure cancer, Riot?